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Goonerboy


Joined: 01/04/2009
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Message Posted:
01/05/2010 11:17

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A man suspecting his wife was seeing another man hired a famous Chinese detective named Chen Lee. Chen Lee was hired to watch and report any activities while the husband was gone.



A few days later the husband received this report :



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Most honourable Sir



You leave house

I watch house

He come to house, I watch

He and she leave house, I follow

He and she go to hotel, I climb tree

I look in window

He kiss she, she kiss he

He strip she, she strip he

He play with she, she play with he

I play with me, I fall off tree

I not see

No fee



Chen Lee

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No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
01/05/2010 15:57

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I see. Funneee. )



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