Taxi share

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
05/07/2008 00:06

Hi all,



Arriving Larnaca 1800 hours Sunday (6th July) Wanted taxi share to Kyrenia!



Any offers?



wackyjim,



What does the donkey drink?



wyn

wackyjim



Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760

Message Posted:
05/07/2008 00:26

Wyn



Not sure....you may have to ask Jock ( head chauffeur) he knows what my Ass is partial to!!!!!!!!!!!



Jim.



Have a safe trip.. and look forward to our encounter in September(hopefully)

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
05/07/2008 00:32

Wynn,

Take plenty of cream with you and apply liberally on your arse cheeks for the donkey journey from Larnaca to your hotel,

You crack me up mate,

Paul.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
05/07/2008 12:30

Wyn in reply to keeping wackyjims Ass in good condition.

I agree with Paul about plenty of cream, however Dont ride it to hard!!

Do start off slowly, keep it at a steady pace, remember you may have to dissmount at some point, if so reach in to your pocket for something long and hard, pull it out and place it in orally.

Yes a carrot still works!!

After a long and Exhausting, but pleasurable ride do make sure wackyjims Ass is washed cleaned and settled for the night. Remember this is a business and wackyjims Ass is there to be enjoyed by everyone on the island.

regards

jock

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
05/07/2008 12:37

Remember to keep cool as a cucumber

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
05/07/2008 13:12

Jock,



Thank you for your detailed explanation of how wackyjims "ass" works.

Now as you all know, I enjoy what I would call" creative humour"



BUT THE PURPOSE OF THIS THREAD WAS TO ARRANGE TRANSFERS FROM LARNACA TO THE SHIP, WITHOUT HAVING TO FILE FOR PERSONAL BANKRUPCY.



I AM COMING TOMORROW! IS THERE ANY REALISTIC OPTIONS?



wyn

wackyjim



Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760

Message Posted:
05/07/2008 13:12

Jock



Thats what I like about you ....someone that really knows how to get the best out of an Ass!!!!



I still think we need to look at increasing our charges.... seems to be a big demand for our services, might have to employ some more Asses?????



Jim.

wynyardman



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Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
05/07/2008 13:15

wackyjim,



No need to worry about that. You and Jock will make asses of yourselves on 24/9 when

you have to face the challenge from the black country mafia!



wyn

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
05/07/2008 15:43

How many are going to be at the ship inn on the said night.

jock

wynyardman



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Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
05/07/2008 21:05

Jock good question that.



I think we may need a pre meeting, meetiing.







What is important is that all is in accordance with Queensbury rules.



Lets have the our pre meeting meeting, and decide how we are going to Whoop! the ass off you guys. Let battle commence!



Very sad we know!!!



wyn



We built Hadrians Wall to keep you lot OUT. It worked! why change it?

phylray



Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
05/07/2008 21:22

I thought the Romans built Hadrian's Wall, & Antonine further up. Are you a

Roman then Wyn? Guess we all have a bit of their blood! Only thing Romans did good for us, they left a map of Scotland. But a Greek got there first!

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
05/07/2008 22:10

Phylray,



You overwhelm me, with your knowledge! You remind me of my Auntie Floss. A formidable woman1. Lets get one thing straight. We built Hadrians Wall to keep the Scots out!



It worked until they infriltrated our Government via Westminster. Now look at the mess we are in! Come to The Ship. I will buy you a drink Bring your young friend. Does she have an interesting dellocotage? See I know how to spell now!(?)



I hope that you drink Brandy and Soda! My Auntie Floss, used to say that Gin makes you depressed



Seriously though. I hope you come for a drink. The Lady Wyn says that I need a wet nurse!



Do you know Phyl, may I call you that? She needs counselling! I said that the gardener would cut the lawns. She told me that he would be too busy for that, and that I should cut them before I left for the sunshine of The TRNC. Am I missing something?



Have a good trip,



Wyn

wynyardman



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Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
06/07/2008 00:49

Sorry Jock,



I overlooked your posting. Now I really don't want The Ship to make any provision, as nothing is stated or implied, in this post, but we estimate 2968 on our side.



How many do you guys intend to front?



wyn







E&OE............WITHOUT PREJUDICE.........................STRICTLY WITHOUT COMMITTMENT.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
08/07/2008 11:00

What do you think of the above post jim look,s like we have got competition it will never catch on.

wackyjim



Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760

Message Posted:
08/07/2008 11:22

Jock



Don't worry... we will promote G8 policy of reduced carbon emissions,I will run an ad in this weeks Sunday times.



Jock this time next year you and I will be millionaires!!!!!!!!!!

wackyjim



Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760

Message Posted:
08/07/2008 22:14

Jock



Methinks Wyn (aka Jesus) has no more need for our Donkey taxi service it looks as if his arrival in NC (aka paradise) has been declared as the second coming which could mean he might not be coming home. Looks like with the credit crunch we might not hit the million next year... never mind who needs money!!!!



Jim.

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
09/07/2008 08:35

Jim



I had visions earlier about wyn arriving at the ship inn on the donkey with palm leaves strewn around the ground, the staff all coming out to greet him,bowing and kneeling in front of him, women crying hysterically, shouting kiss my baby oh great one! Well the only miracle we need to know about is will the builder complete on time.

Never mind who needs money? I think we will leave that one to the forum?



jock

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
09/07/2008 11:35

Hi you lads,



Isnt this slightly off thread. I only asked if anyone wanted to share a taxi. The only miracle I sought was to take posession of my villa in this life!



Heavens its hot...........garcon............another.......... Effes mon ami!



wyn

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
09/07/2008 11:43

sacra blue make that three Effes wyn.

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
09/07/2008 13:10

Jock1,



It would be my pleasure to buy you and wackyjim an Effes if you were here!...........but.....

as you are not, I will have to drink all three.



I asked the garcon,...for a bottle of sacra bleu but he says that he has none......so I will have to have a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc. Similar he says but a little more pale.



Cheers,



wyn

phylray



Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
15/07/2008 21:59

Wyn

The Romans built both Hadrian's & Antonine to secure their hold on the warriors who fought for the honour to die fighting. They described them as

continuing to fight despite being covered in arrows/spears like porcupines (I read) No-one could cut through the Roman defence as their (shiltroms?) closed & they were ruthless.

Brown, who I like despite his mistakes, is not the first Scots P.M as there was

MacMillan (they from Arran I hear) Balfour, Ramsay McDonald?

I don't know that much but love reading history. And I also had an Aunty Floss on the English side who had 10 children, which made us about 35 1st cousins

spread over England & Scotland.

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
15/07/2008 23:35

phylray,



Aunt Floss had a look that would make anyone tremble. Wonderful person and role model.



But the Scottish gave us Macmillan (youve never had it so good) and Alec Douglas Hume.



Real committed politicians. These weve got in Westminster now, should be committed.



wyn

phylray



Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
16/07/2008 00:15

Oh, yes, forgot Alec Douglas Home (skull-head) - my Dad thought a lot of him

Too young to remember much about him!

Forgot to say couldn't bring that friend as she had to fly to Istanbul - her daughter hurt in accident & am concerned as haven't been able to get a response since. Brought lady I shared taxi with & was approached by another

Scot (like ants they're everywhere) called Scott who knows you. Nice place the Ship. Can see why expats. like it so much.

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
16/07/2008 14:41

Hi phylray,



I am sorry we missed each other.....dare I say..."like ship in the night"



I hope that your young friend is better. I subsequently spoke to a scotsman who said that he had spoken to you, and that you had felt he was Jock!



As you say a lovely place The Ship. Very friendly especially dining out on the terrace, on an evening. Really good food and reasonably priced.



Scotland produced some good politicians in the past, but I am afraid the current bunch (like all MPs) are in it for the cash. Public service from men of wealthy families is long gone and

I fear its now a case of "snouts in the trough". Sad but true.



Take care,



wyn

phylray



Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
16/07/2008 22:17

Wyn

I doubt Gordon (a Gordon for me!) is in it for the cash. I think he is sound

morally. I also think he is a basically good man. In fact, I like him more than Salmond, as he wants to keep U.k. together. I think that makes sense.

My friend has replied to my email (not mentioning anything of her 'daughter')

that she gave the key to my flat (where she stayed over 3 weeks) to her friend

along with rent money, and he/she was supposed to have phoned & sent these

But did not get any phone, key , or money. So, someone has a key to my flat & I do not know where it is! I am very worried now

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
16/07/2008 23:57

phyray,



Gordon, a well intention man,

Without the capabilities. Out of his depth. A son of the manse.

Should have taken the cloth!

Leaving a trail of devastation.



Sorry about the problems with the keys.!



My view, that is all,



wyn

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
17/07/2008 00:12

Change the lock, quite an easy process. Look up a locksmith in Kyrenia and get them out asap.



Lem