[Joke] An oldie but still makes me smile

TopTen


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Message Posted:
04/05/2010 10:21

The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor in a small town in Ireland .

One day he was walking down the high street

When he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer.

The Reverend wasn't happy!

He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the woman.

"Miss Fitzgerald," he said sternly - "This is no place for a member of my congregation

When Miss Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth. The Reverend realized that she'd had far too much to drink and grabbed her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor. After a few moments, the Reverend wound up on top of Miss Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist

The pub landlord said, "Oy mate,

We won't have any of that carrying on in this pub."

The Reverend looked up and said, "But you don't understand. I'm Pastor Fluff."

The landlord said, "Ah well, if you're that far in, ye might as well finish then."

Lilli



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Message Posted:
04/05/2010 10:22

topten brill xx

jamestalbot


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Message Posted:
04/05/2010 10:28

Yeh good one, made me laugh

rigsby


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Message Posted:
04/05/2010 11:17

I am going to beat Jock to it.Filth !

smithy


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Message Posted:
04/05/2010 11:48

great one, keep them coming

minertor



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Message Posted:
04/05/2010 13:48

that's top humour, smithy, even if you didn't mean it to be.

Tony

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
04/05/2010 14:09

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