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newlad



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05/05/2010 20:52

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Four Liverpool players where playing football with a hedgehog outside my house,i was disgusted.I was just about to phone the R.S.P.C.A. when the hedgehog went 1-0 up,

Paul.



cooper


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05/05/2010 20:57

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Very good Paul, but i cant see the point )



newlad



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Message Posted:
05/05/2010 20:59

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Nice one Coops,

Paul.



boerboel


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05/05/2010 21:01

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Not as good as mine Paul..



newlad



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05/05/2010 21:04

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My brothers bigger then yours Boerboel,lol



boerboel


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05/05/2010 21:13

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60 kgs paul and a female...



newlad



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05/05/2010 21:17

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Bet she is as daft as a brush isnt she,

Paul.



boerboel


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05/05/2010 21:34

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The burglars wearing stocking masks who attempted a break in didn't think so when they heard her



newlad



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05/05/2010 21:38

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I bet they never,

Paul.



boerboel


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05/05/2010 21:54

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They legged it pretty smartish!! Weren't prepared to wait and see if she looked as bad as she sounded.



newlad



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05/05/2010 22:00

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4 men,an American a Brit,a Russian,and a Pakistani.Yank says, im a cia agent,Brit says im an mi5 agent,Russian says he is a kgb agent.And the Pakistani says he is a newsagent.



No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
05/05/2010 23:01

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Paul. You need some lessons from Cooper. )



newlad



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05/05/2010 23:32

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Hi Bill,

How many hours do you need ,

Paul.



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05/05/2010 23:42

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There's not enough hours to get to coopers standard. You're running him a good second though. )



newlad



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I meant how many hours sleep mate,

Paul.



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