Daftest joke of the week

Blackie


Joined: 20/12/2007
Posts: 129

Message Posted:
07/05/2010 18:17

A number of Arab countries will not allow the Flintstones to be shown on TV. Saudi Arabia won't, Quatar wont,t Kuwait won't but Abu Dhabi Do.

jamestalbot


Joined: 20/12/2009
Posts: 958

Message Posted:
07/05/2010 21:58

Yeh very good, It took a few seconds to sink in, yab a da a doo

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
07/05/2010 22:40

I see a woman crying as I was walking home from the pub last night.



I said, "What's the matter?"



"Gavin's gone" she replied.



I said, "Sorry but I can't really help you out, I don't suffer with heartburn".

jamestalbot


Joined: 20/12/2009
Posts: 958

Message Posted:
07/05/2010 22:45

Yeh another good one keep em coming

karakum5c



Joined: 18/03/2008
Posts: 1021

Message Posted:
07/05/2010 22:55

Gordon Brown is still Prime Minister !

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
07/05/2010 23:15

I always thought Hollywood Walt Disney, but James Cant.....

jamestalbot


Joined: 20/12/2009
Posts: 958

Message Posted:
07/05/2010 23:56

Hi Jock1,



Are you referring to me and why?



I like a good joke, what's wrong with that?



don't quite understand your message



James

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
08/05/2010 06:55

Bill just for you,



No aspirins in the rain-forest, the parrots-ate-em-all....

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
08/05/2010 08:04

Msg 7, no i was not refering to you, i meant the actor, but if i have to explain it, it is lost, its a scottish thing. dont worry.

YeniTom


Joined: 29/12/2009
Posts: 198

Message Posted:
08/05/2010 13:20

Did you hear in the news of the 90 year old man who was arrested by Police for going up the M1 in his disabled buggy at 8 miles an hour.



A police spokesman said that his life was in real danger, particularly when he went into the middle lane to overtake women drivers

vadiev


Joined: 29/08/2009
Posts: 204

Message Posted:
08/05/2010 13:32

I was in bed with my new blonde girlfriend when she said "You've got the biggest knob I've ever had in my hands!"



I said "you're pulling my leg"

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
08/05/2010 14:07

I come from a musical family.

I lived in A flat.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
08/05/2010 14:09

Gavin



The parrot in our flat has a bad case of mites, so me and my flatmates had a descussion and a vote to see if we should get rid of them but no one could decide and things got a little heated towards the end.



I thought "It's just Polly tics."

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
08/05/2010 14:47

I was quite gutted to discover i had missed "CAPS LOCK DAY" this year. Apparently this involves typing every email, text and document in Caps and speaking every word very loudly. I realised the potential benefits of this event as it gave me an excuse to shout abuse in public places, at the boss and of course at the wife.



I therefore came to the conclusion that i will defiantly capitalise on this event next year.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
08/05/2010 18:25

Just watched a documentary of einsteins funeral. 150 family members attended. It was very upsetting watching his teary relativity.    

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
08/05/2010 18:36

Msg 13

Black man walks into pub with parrot on his shoulder, barman asks, "Where did you get that from?". Parrot answers, "Africa, there's billions of them!"



Richard