watch out for the pensioner foot kisser - made me laugh

ilovecyprus


Joined: 08/05/2007
Posts: 2880

Message Posted:
07/07/2008 15:41

A 69-YEAR-OLD British man was arrested on Saturday morning, when he was discovered kissing and stroking the feet of a sleeping woman.



The woman was asleep in bed next to her boyfriend, when she was awakened at 4am, by the sensation of someone stroking the bottom of her legs and kissing her feet.



When she realised she wasn’t dreaming and that a man was touching her legs, she began shouting at him.



Her boyfriend awoke and escorted the man, who is a neighbour, out of his house in Konia village in Paphos.



Police believe the suspect, who was under the influence of alcohol at the time, gained access to the first floor bedroom via the outside balcony.



The pensioner was arrested for the attack and illegal entry into the house.

ilovecyprus


Joined: 08/05/2007
Posts: 2880

Message Posted:
07/07/2008 15:45

I know this wasn't wynardman as he only just arrived in cyprus

Aslan


Joined: 23/06/2008
Posts: 757

Message Posted:
07/07/2008 16:22

maybe it was the guy from Big Tow!

windmill


Joined: 06/07/2008
Posts: 143

Message Posted:
07/07/2008 16:26

Maybe she worked for the government and she told him he would get his PTP if he kissed her feet

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
07/07/2008 16:46

Not funny at all.



I will keep my balcony door locked.

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
07/07/2008 16:48

Fergy would have liked it....