Gregg.

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
10/07/2008 15:06

Well as all regular board members know. , I am a man of few words.......but.............

credit where credit is due. Gregg a scotsman through and through bought a drink....it was

what is called a scottish pint ( that is a half pint that he has took a sip out of when you are not looking. He had invited me to lunch, but he was most upset, because he could'nt catch anything on the way down here.



But it has solved another anigma. The UFO seen off the coast here. Apparantly when he paid for this drink. he threw his wallet as far as he could, and said "I didnae like that! I'm nae doin that ever again!"



Cheers Gregg, great to see you mate. I told you I would post on the board if you ever put your hand in your pocket,.....but I never expected to do it!!!!!



wyn

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
10/07/2008 15:12

wyn , i hope lady wyn is not reading these posts , it could turn her either way , poor woman , those poor people in nc i feel sorry for , i bet they dont know whats hit them !

keep safe , simbas

wynyardman



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Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
10/07/2008 15:41

Hi Simbas,



The Lady Wyn does of course get correspondence, although it is vetted by the authorities.



I shall write and tell her what a lovely time that I had. Poor soul......I pinched her factor 30.



(she doesnt need it) If you were here in the hot sun Simbas, looking over this sparkling pool



I would buy you a large G&T. Some of these threads are not so bad when you have had a few .G&Ts.



wyn

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
10/07/2008 15:58

Hi Wyn,

Sounds as though you are enjoying your little self out there in sunny Cyprus, but how is the donkey doing !!!!

Thought you might like to know that here it is pimply sissing down with rain, again, Grey Gordon is still at No. 10, taxes up, fuel prices up, house prices down, so don,t you get worrying that things will have changed when you get back, all is as before.

Enjoy your holiday, hope verything goes well with the builder, and keep making us smile on this bulletin board.

Cheers

Hattikins.

wynyardman



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Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
10/07/2008 16:16

Hi hattikins,



Very kind of you to post. IN THE INTEREST OF ACCURACY "little self " is not a very good description.



The donkey! SHAME! We had to barbeque it. Lovely! Don't for heavens sake tell wackyjim and Jock1!. They will try and claim ongoing rental on it. It only had three legs anyway! What do you expect from Scotsmen.



The Supreme Leader Brown and his cabinet (should be a drinks cabinet, in my humble opinion) are of course to blame for the weather, as well as the dismal state of the economy.(oh...and my marriage)



Bring back Guy Fawkes I say!.



The builder, is was very sweet of you to express concern! We are barbequeing him on Saturday night, around the pool once weve finished off the donkey.



To be honest he asked me to make a kindly gesture, so we are going to wring his neck, before we cook him!



Terrific place The TRNC beside the moaning minnies!



Garcon......another Effes sil vous plait! (I've got to polish up on my Turkish!)



Kindest wynniekins.

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
10/07/2008 16:47

prty cancelled then.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
10/07/2008 17:27

sir wyn , nothing in this world is too bad after a couple of large g & t's . i think i might hit the bottle early today , i think it's only appropriate as you are EFEING away by the pool { only jesting }

enjoy , simbas

Aslan


Joined: 23/06/2008
Posts: 757

Message Posted:
10/07/2008 17:28

I have been travelling from nicosia to work on the old Guzelyurt road since wynn arrived so I could bypass the ship and not get caught with my wallet.



Maybe i will pop in a little later, for a jar, if I can pluck up the courage!

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
10/07/2008 17:58

oh yes , you must aslan , it has to be an experience not to be missed , also you might meet his partner in crime nige , c'mon stiff upper lip girl , go for it

have one for me , simbas

wackyjim



Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760

Message Posted:
10/07/2008 18:47

Wyn



What have you done?????????



You ungrateful Ass



That was our best Donkey!!!!!



Looks like its an insurance job, I will send Jock round to collect whats left of our faithful old friend.....This is gonna make the showdown in September very awkward indeed!!!!:-(

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
10/07/2008 18:52

Wyn



I thought you were joking when you said ou had spit roasted the donkey .....



Then there were strange lights in the sky the earth moved and I knew wyn and the donkey had made swet music.



Well done.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
10/07/2008 23:19

Jim!! I am shocked!! when we are at the the ship, i thought we would have a few tales to chew over, not tails to chew over, no wonder wyn is always going on about black pudding. (makes you wonder)



jock

wackyjim



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Posts: 760

Message Posted:
10/07/2008 23:33

Jock



Have to say I was gutted too!!!



Never mind we will just have to whip Wyns ass severely come Sept!!!!



Jim

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
10/07/2008 23:38

Jim,

Wynns ass is probably bigger then the donkeys so i offer my services on the 24th,

Paul.

wackyjim



Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760

Message Posted:
10/07/2008 23:51

Paul



Your in mate......well not literally!!!!!! but you know what I mean.



Look forward to seeing you then



What side are you on?



Jim

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
10/07/2008 23:53

Jim,

I dress to the right my friend how about you,

Paul.

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
10/07/2008 23:54

Sounding better....

wackyjim



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Posts: 760

Message Posted:
10/07/2008 23:57

Paul



I will let my agent (Jock) reply to that one



Jim

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
11/07/2008 00:01

Jim,

Quick out of the blocks is our Jock never saw him is he s.a.s. trined or are you not allowed to divulge,

Paul.

wackyjim



Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760

Message Posted:
11/07/2008 00:03

Paul



Jock is not the sort of person to be meddled with....glad he is on my side!!!



Jim

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
11/07/2008 00:03

Paul

Dont think we are bothered, as long as you dont try to ram our throat's



jock

jock1



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Message Posted:
11/07/2008 00:07

meant to say dont try to ram it down our throat's

wackyjim



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Posts: 760

Message Posted:
11/07/2008 00:10

Jock

That wasn't you choking on something??????

Jim

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
11/07/2008 00:11

Just lawyers......

wackyjim



Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760

Message Posted:
11/07/2008 00:16

Jock



Need to go thats Still Game on....coming direct from the City of Culture.



Makes you proud to be Scottish!!!!!



Jim

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
11/07/2008 01:14

Something like this, Wacky?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twtVV317Afg



Lem

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
11/07/2008 07:53

Littlenige,



I leave the ship just after midnight Saturday, but of course you would be more than welcome for a farewell drink.I will be back in 8 weeks though(sorry TRNC citizens)



Newlad,



I've eaten all that bacon(after the donkey) and having warned the management that you come from Hull. they are now securing the tables and chairs to the floor. I don't think you will be getting a credit account here now.



Simbas,



You your posting, I don't wish to take it literally, but it certainly sounded promising.



Aslan,



I am so sorry to have missed you, I was given your message about ten minutes after you left. If you are passing early Saturday evening, and you still feel so inclined, I would love to say hello.



The Scottish Mafia,



Hi guys. Look I am real sorry about the donkey. It was a really faithful beast, until we hit the island in Kyrenia. I was doing 63 mph and with only 3 legs it lost its footing(so to speak).



Well we nearly went through the "Archelik" window. After that I thought it was kinder to put it out of........(you know what I mean) We gave it a pint of Effes before it expired.



Never had Donkey and Ale Pie before! Furry, but very tasty.



I would like to think that you lads could be adequatley compensated, and if you can get here tomorrow I am in the seat (very sore seat, so to speak.) There is of course a time limit, as on all insurance claims. Greg asked me to pass on something to you.. He mentioned something about Midlothian, but I didnt pick up exactly what he said, because he was digging up the poolside patio at The Ship, because he had dropped a YTL down a drain!



Keep training lads! After this week, you have got some way to go.



I am thinking of opening a pub here! "The Nags Head" unless anyone has any better suggestions, of course!





Yours always,



wyn

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
11/07/2008 08:45

The Sorry Ass.

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
11/07/2008 08:49

Hi Jock,



Mine aint feeling so good either.



See you 24/9



wyn

wackyjim



Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760

Message Posted:
11/07/2008 08:58

Lem



Much more like this!!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5-z4iMBFZA





Jim

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
11/07/2008 10:43

was that on youtube , anything to do with you jim ?

keep well ,pat

wackyjim



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Posts: 760

Message Posted:
11/07/2008 10:52

Pat



My cover is blown!!!



I'm the good looking one....whichever one that is!!!!!!



Jim.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
11/07/2008 11:02

oh , i don't know george ! they were both quite looking , eloquence ,elegance and charm they had it all , looks like i might be moving

have a great day , pat

marik


Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 88

Message Posted:
11/07/2008 14:27

Thanks Wyn fo dropping Greg in it wait till we get him hehe hope you are enjoying things this time

Mary

glencoe


Joined: 01/02/2008
Posts: 256

Message Posted:
11/07/2008 14:55

Wyn

What a man and a half you are old sausage - dropping me in it with me other alf

I told her it was a business meeting and you go and blow my cover - well you owe me big style old boy there better be a big dark pud in your case next time you appear over the horizon on yer ass - supplied by the dodgy one from Monifieth and dont make a sows ear of it

GREG

PS remember the crackling

wackyjim



Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760

Message Posted:
11/07/2008 15:07

Greg



Is that dodgy donkey or dodgy me????



Jim



Ps: Do you know Willie Robertson???

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
11/07/2008 22:51

Jim what a bother wyn is causing!!! Wreck,s our beloved donkey, dropping Greg in the mire, standing up all the charming ladies that have bothered to call on him, and he say's he's enjoying himself.

Wouldnt want to see him when he is really enjoying himself! ! !



jock

wynyardman



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Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
12/07/2008 07:13

Jock!



There can be no mercy for Greg or you two. Scottish is Scottish!



We will sort you out face to face on 24/9. Trainings been GREAT!!



wyn

wheelbarra


Joined: 29/06/2008
Posts: 19

Message Posted:
12/07/2008 07:27

Message from Mrs, Wyn

(SHE WHO SHALL BE OBEYED).



Just had a brilliant idea. Another donkey, the other meeting a very unfortunate end, could be given a couple of effes before returning you know who back over the mountains to the Airport. This would hopefully disorientate it slightly then maybe it would get lost, not permanently you understand, just an extra 2 or 3 days. It has been sooo peaceful here in the rain.



Maybe a ring of black pudding (don't want the poor old soul to starve) could be tied into a spotty hanky to sustain him in the wilderness and a keg of effes could be put on wheels to be dragged along behind.

Anyway, just a thought.



I will now return to my straight jacket and await my Lordships return.



Bye...................

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
12/07/2008 07:41

good morning your highness lady wyn , , i understand security was tight , so i'm surprised you are able to release any kind of communication at all . we could put out an sos to see if anyone in the area could possibly help you in your quest , it's worth a try , to have those extra few days might be vital to your mental well being , i must say i admire you greatly , you bear your life with a quiet dignity , i do hope someone can help you

hang on in there your ladyship , your servant , simbas

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
12/07/2008 07:43

wheelbarra,



WHAT are you doing? Have you been granted parole? Who has stepped in as your respondsible guardian?



You havent stolen the wardens laptop again have you?



Get back inside and dont touch that Electric fence (I care you see)



In answer to your question dear, no I havent been drinking whilst here!



OH MY GOODNESS FOLKS shes escaped. Can someone call the militia.



If she runs amok again, Hot Hornet escapades will fail into insignificance



Can I ask all members to secure their cutlery.



I am on my way darling, I will dash right back! Stay calm. Take your medication



I am leaving now honneybun! Dont fret dearest. I will be home soon love. Miss you!!



Garcon.........another jug of Effes my good man...God its hot!



wyn

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
12/07/2008 07:45

Urgent message for Beths.......



Dont you dare!



Regards to Max (and of course you Debbie)



wyn

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
12/07/2008 07:53

Simbas,



Good morning. Do be careful trying to communicate with The Lady Wyn!



Did you never see silence of the lambs? Try to keep her calm. Can you send round her mother, so she has something to play with.



I am trying to dash home Simbas. Isnt there a health farm by you? Do they have any secure facilities? I could have her crated and shipped down.(the prison service are very good you know)



Simbas....be very very careful....what would you do if she found out where you live



simbas..quiet dignity for The Lady Wyn, is a change of underwear. So sad!



wyn

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
12/07/2008 07:56

wheelbarra darling,



Wonderful posting. So funny. Whose sense of humour have you stolen this time?



Miss you,



wyn

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
12/07/2008 09:15

wheelbarra,



your holiday will soon be over.



total respect to you!



T.

marik


Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 88

Message Posted:
12/07/2008 13:01

Wyn you are a bad man, leading all these poor lads astray over here when you are here no work gets done



Wacky jim yes Greg knows A willie Robertson and the donkey was the subject of his crap wit, he would never besmirch a fellow Taysider in this manner

Oh what a hard life working away in the sweatshop while the boss is out effing with Wyn sorry meant effessing!!! lol

phylray



Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
15/07/2008 00:39

Quite amusing interchanges which I have enjoyed!

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
17/07/2008 01:36

Hi all,



I am back in the UK! Had a great time in The TRNC. Nice people, nice weather, nice food and drink. I will be back on 24/9 (so dont relax) Well back to bad weather, bad Government taxes

and speeding cameras.



wheelbarra, Be afraid, be very afraid........I know the truth!



wynyardman