greek cypriots my opinion

Ailletoo


Joined: 24/01/2009
Posts: 1003

Message Posted:
23/05/2010 18:48

Realising they will never be a world power, the Greek Cypriots have decided to settle for being a world nuisance.

Ailletoo


Joined: 24/01/2009
Posts: 1003

Message Posted:
23/05/2010 18:54

The Greek god Zeus was flying over a Greek island and noticed a naked woman washing herself, so he swooped down and made love to her.



Then he said, "In 9 months you shall have a child and you shall call him Hercules!"



And the woman replied, "In 9 days you shall have a rash and you shall call it herpes."



And he will rule Europe and not only greece but all the other countries stupid or desperate enough to change to the Euro.... Britain's one saving grace!

Ailletoo


Joined: 24/01/2009
Posts: 1003

Message Posted:
23/05/2010 18:59

What does a Greek urn?



Under the current economic climate..... all.



Posting edited due to inappropriate language.

AJ

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
23/05/2010 19:03

allie loved it xxxxxxxxxx

Ailletoo


Joined: 24/01/2009
Posts: 1003

Message Posted:
23/05/2010 19:05

BBC NEWS: "Greek riot police clash with protesters"

I told them not to wear blue.

Ailletoo


Joined: 24/01/2009
Posts: 1003

Message Posted:
23/05/2010 19:07

I went to a Greek wedding yesterday.



Food was average but the plates were smashing.

Ailletoo


Joined: 24/01/2009
Posts: 1003

Message Posted:
23/05/2010 19:15

msg 3.... sorry

Ailletoo


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Posts: 1003

Message Posted:
23/05/2010 19:18

Sorry for msg 7 too!

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
23/05/2010 19:25

Ailletoo

You have e-mail

AJ

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
23/05/2010 19:57

In the German public the opinion is very angry towards the Greeks, they are showing their dislike to the 'bailing out' by cancelling their holidays, and boycotting goods from Greece...... they 'the greeks' have always been a nuisence, so whats new!....

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
23/05/2010 22:18

You know, this never actually fails to amaze me, that 2 fairly insignificant islands, actually gain more attention worldwide, than a whole CONTINENT that has been in turmoil for CENTURIES......where should our priorities lay, on a world wide peace mission?....



DD

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
23/05/2010 23:07

"Realising they will never be a world power, the Cypriots have decided to settle for being a world nuisance."

was first coined by George Mikes



The Greeks - dirty and impoverished descendants of a bunch of la-de-da fruit salads who invented democracy and then forgot how to use it while walking around dressed up like girls.



PJ O'Rourke

Lucylocket


Joined: 23/05/2010
Posts: 17

Message Posted:
24/05/2010 08:34

I liked the Bobby Davro joke



" Whats the capital of Greece?.......................About 200 Euro's !! "

dublinderm


Joined: 26/09/2009
Posts: 538

Message Posted:
24/05/2010 16:24

Re: msg 11



"two fairly insignificant islands"



I wonder which ones are being referred to?



If they are the ones I think they are, well they do have one thing in common.



See if you can work it out!!



DD