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Aslan


Joined: 23/06/2008
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Message Posted:
11/07/2008 14:03

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The Pearly Gates



40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.



St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40

travellers here. Can I let them in?'



God says 'We are over quota on Pikeys . Go out and tell them to choose

between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen

in.'



Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. 'They've

gone', he tells God.



'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'



'No, the f***ing gates'



MUSIN M


Joined: 26/06/2008
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Message Posted:
12/07/2008 00:26

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anyone want too buy some cheap gates



cyprusishome


Joined: 31/03/2007
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Message Posted:
12/07/2008 07:06

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Racist and in bad taste!!!!!!! More please.



wynyardman



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Message Posted:
12/07/2008 07:08

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Aslan,



Its a cracker!



wyn



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