80 year old man marries 20 year old woman

Aslan


Joined: 23/06/2008
Posts: 757

Message Posted:
11/07/2008 14:07

The marriage of an 80-year-old man and a 20-year-old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a

year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child.



The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, 'This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?'



The old man grinned and said, 'You got to keep the old motor running.'



The following year, the couple returned to the hospital

for the birth of their second child. The same nurse was attending the delivery and again went out to

congratulate the old gentleman.



She said, 'Sir, you are something else. How do you manage it?'



The old man grinned and said, 'You gotta keep the old motor running.'



A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their third child. The same nurse was there for

this birth also and, after the delivery, she once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and said,

'Well, you surely are something else! How do you do it?'



The old man replied, 'It's like I've told you before, you gotta keep the old motor running.'

The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and said, 'Well, I guess it's time to change the oil. This one's black.'

lovingcyprus


Joined: 02/03/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
11/07/2008 17:57

Thats a good one

Lanrick


Joined: 21/01/2008
Posts: 135

Message Posted:
11/07/2008 18:34

Nice one Aslan!

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
11/07/2008 19:20

nice one. coppied it to send to my mates. i send everyone a joke every day . to start their days on a good note.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
11/07/2008 22:34

Mum shouting to her son in the morning,

Cmon son get up you'v got to get up and go to school ! !

son shout's

Aww mum do i have to ! ! ! mum shouts get up and get to school! ! !

son shout's Do i have to ! ! !

Mum shout's, yes your the headmaster...........

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
12/07/2008 07:26

Its the way you tell them Jock.



You really should be on the stage..........yeah.......next one out of town!



Keep training Sonny....you're going to need it



wyn