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mackerel


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I have seen many negative postings on various boards regarding Unwins.I must say that my dealings with them have been "great". I bought in TRNC from Hong Kong after visiting the island and they not only gave me good advice on my purchase (2 penthouses in phase 2) but they have kept me updated with progress photographs on a regular basis.

My special thanks goes out to young Lyndon who helped me out in my hour of need and to whom I owe a beer.

Thank you Uwins.



rocky


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sounds fishy to me



mackerel


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I can assure you that there is nothing fishy but when someone does you a 'good turn' they deserve a bit of recognition.



jock1



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me think's it was a wind up about the name Mackerel.



mackerel


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I am a bit slow today.One too many beers last night maybe.thanks Jock.



jock1



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Pike also sound's Fishy.



rocky


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I guess I caught you hook line and sinker if you did not realise it was a wind in



cooper


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Just keep "reeling" em off !



dash 70


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whos cod-ing who here?



jock1



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Is this the right PLAICE for this discussion....



ilovecyprus


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Not if you want to get BATTERED jock



paulnicholas


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These jokes are waring a bit fin.



Chris


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Lots of Red Herrings on this forum



Chris



ilovecyprus


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also getting a bit CRABBY if you ask me



jock1



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Heres a little song, Salmon enchanted evening.



newlad



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Perhaps it was a sprat to catch a mackerel.



cooper


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I think its about time we changed the Tuna !



wynyardman



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I cant understand why you've all raised to the bait!



wyn



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Perhaps Unwins have a sole agency, with some builders!



wyn



Littlenige



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Looks like some one is having WHALE of a time



Skogsy


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What a groupa people......



rocky


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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys ?

He got lockjaw !

Where do fish wash ?

In a river basin !

Why did the whale cross the road ?

To get to the other tide !

Where do little fishes go every morning ?

To plaice school !

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

What do you get from a bad-tempered shark ?

As far away as possible



Lets cast our internet for more and fish with bbqd mackeral with unwins



jock1



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that,s trout of order....



ilovecyprus


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this thread is getting too smelly, I'm getting out of here



Skogsy


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Well go sit on your Perch, surrounded by Barbel wire and listen to some music with the Bass turned up.



Skogsy


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Oh! and you can dangle your Sand Eels from your toes..............



jackeen


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lol, you lot have made my monday morning, sorry I cannot think of a joke to match these



Lemtich



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Have you got that sick squid I lent you?



Lem



Skogsy


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Spent it on a watch that is now in the Prawn shop.

Maybe just Clam up about it eh?



rocky


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how many sea creatures can you think of beginning and ending with k?



Lemtich



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Kilmarnock!



Its a plaice in Scotland!



Lem



jock1



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pike's plaice!!!!!



Tiggy


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Lemtich....take that look off your "Dace" !!



Lemtich



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Strung up like a kipper!



I wish you would carp on about it.



Lem



Skogsy


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Eel be laughing now.



ilovemydogs



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cod help us



Skogsy


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And save our Sole......



Skogsy


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Any more Had dock comments?



ilovecyprus


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all I hear is people carping on. Just give it a wrass



clearly I'm running out of ideas



ilovemydogs



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sole destroying



ilovecyprus


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too right ilmd, i feel like a real damp squid right now



Skogsy


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I would Hake to say it Hali but dont get Crabby or you may pull a Mussel and have to Limpet.



ilovecyprus


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you plaiced those comments so well skogsy



ilovemydogs



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skogsy.

best one yet. stop fishing for compliments



ilovemydogs



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there's a light sPRATTering of rain today



Lemtich



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This Unwins thread has taken a right battering!



Lem



rocky


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Ok poor attempts there are two Killer SharK and Kwik Save HaddocK



ilovemydogs



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was it brotherhood of man that sang . save all your kippers for me



Navek



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Would love to add to your comments,

But laid up in bed.



Went to a Seafood Bar last night,

And pulled a MUSSEL



Lemtich



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I still think my Kilmarnock answer was good! but I'm just fishing for compliments.



Lem



ilovemydogs



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just fancy a shandy BASS now. instead of effes



eager


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Time to reel this one in.



brian24001


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Quite right eager, this is one of those threads that you know will just get dafter and dafter, but you have to keep looking ................ and smiling.

Kept me amused for the day.



ilovemydogs



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not yet please. i've been dying to use my name that tuna



Talla



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I've split my sides laughing at this and need to see a STURGEON



ilovemydogs



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what goes 100 miles an hour across a pond.





a motor pike and side carp



ilovecyprus


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you lot are very smart. I think you must have been to a good school



ilovemydogs



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bloke 1." i once nearly caught 42lb 5 oz carp but it jumped off the hook just as i was about to land it".



bloke 2." if it got off how do you know it weighs 42lb 5oz".



bloke 1. "because it had scales on it's back"



boom boom



Littlenige



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ilovemydogs



10/10



ilovemydogs



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i went to the same shoal as i love cyprus



Skogsy


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So Do I Nige. The Dogs Pollocks.........



ilovemydogs



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in an octopus's garden by the sea



dash 70


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lol poor mackeral he was only giving unwins compliments but hes took a right battering for it



Skogsy


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young Lyndon. Been caught and netted yet...........



ilovemydogs



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what fish is most valuable?





a goldfish



i know groan.



ilovemydogs



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what's the fastest fish in the sea?





a go carp.

another groan



Talla



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This thread is now a Tidal Wave and i can Seaweed where it's going, keep it up coz it's really Anchovial...will be interesing to see who's gonna Conger it!



ilovemydogs



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where do you find a crab with no legs?



exactly where you left it.



tell me to shut up if you want. not saying i will though



Skogsy


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Bottom feeders. Gr ASS Carp.



Skogsy


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Who the F Hook are Unwins?..........



ilovemydogs



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skogsy, you are killing me.





I went to PLAICE school when i was little



wynyardman



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That was really sharking! but it certainly netted a good catch!



Just down the the road from The Ship..........and on that note....i'll wave you all goodbye.



Tatare



wyn



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when i met my husband, he said "your plaice or mine".





come on keep up



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Checked this thread for something interesting and found a load of cods wallop......!



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my favourite t.v programme is whale of fortune.



nice one wyn. bet you're not glad to be home to your plaice



Skogsy


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Husband? Ray.....



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skogsy.



his name is sting ray....



ilovemydogs



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my dad's a bit deaf so we hae got him a herring aid



ilovemydogs



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when we said our marriage vows, we sea eeled them with a kiss.



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on our way to cyprus last time . we were at the airport , when this bloke tried to push in.

i said "do you like fish"

he said "yes"

i said " good their's a plaice at the back.



ilovemydogs



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when my son was a baby. i used to sing . roe roe roe you're boat



when he got older i sang clam every mountain,

i need kelp.

when you fish upun a star.

and at xmas. shark the herold angels sing.

and on a sunday. neare my cod to thee.



ilovemydogs



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when my husband first asked me out .

he said "i wish i cod be with you"

i was so happy i cod have danced all night.

he said " can i take you to see a movie".

he gave me a choice between marlin rouge or craberet.

i wanted to see jurassic carp.

the evening went well and he sang to me. Impossible bream.





do you want me to shut up yet?



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we argue a lot because we can't agree on the same music.

i like cod stewart, and he likes Kylie Minnow.he loves james bond films , his favourite actor is prawn connery, and mussel crowe.

mine is prawn bean.





ok i am gonna stop now , no one is helping me out.



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Plankton eat all the scum perhaps unwins and rob should be fish food , but then do we really want to poison the seas ?



Talla



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ilovemydogs



Think you've just ripped the arse right outa that...lol



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what do you call a fish with know eyes?

FSH !!!!!



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If fish lived on land where would they come from?





Finland !!!



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How do you stop a fish from smelling ?



Cut off it's nose..



boom boom!!!!



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there,s plenty more fish in the sea



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What goes about the sea bed killing mermaid's ?



Jack the kipper...



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Man walk's into a tackle shop and say's, Can i have a fly rod for my son.

Owner says, Sorry sir we dont do trades.

boom boom.



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Who is the Gangster of the sea?

Al Caprawn..



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What do you get if you cross a whale with a computer?

A 20 ton know it all.

there,s more but im bored.



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How do the fish get to school ?

By octobus !



Why did the lobster blush ?

Because the sea weed !



What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !



What fish do road-menders use ?

Pneumatic krill !



What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !



Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !



What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?

'Your plaice or mine' !



Where does seaweed look for a job ?

In the 'Kelp-wanted' adds !



Why is a fish easy to weigh ?

Because it has its own scales !



What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !



They eventually found Nemo can they help us find Mackerall he/she has swam orf



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1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad for you'

2nd kipper: 'It's OK, I've been cured'



What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ?

Skate !



What is the best way to communicate with a fish ?

Drop it a line !



Where do you weigh whales ?

At a whale weigh station !



What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !



Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !



How does an octopus go to war ?

Well-armed !



What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus ?

I wanna hold you hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand !



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Rasputins favourite fish.....







t sardines



got loads more . but have got to got to bed now. i have had a hard day thinking all these up..... watch this space.

goodnight all. i COD be back



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Now put my supper on



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Cod almighty, lets hope its all FINished now.



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No I would certainly not want to poison the Seas, with either Unwin or Robb Scum (Talking as a little Goldfish) that has been caught in their midden, I will continue trying to trawl clean waters, and unmuddy their filth.



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need the government to TACKLE this problem



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ilovemydogs,



You certainly fell for this thread......."hook ,line and sinker"

10 out of 10 on the "scale" of things





wyn



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i have definately FINished now



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ilovemydogs,



Glad to hear it, but at least you had the 'whale" of a time!



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Good cod what have I done.why dont you all fish off!!



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yoa are all of the hook now



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just one more, prommise. referring to my last entry.

i wish i COD spell



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its gone quiet how about a few songs



I Cod Have Danced All Night

Shark! the Herald Angels Sing

Thanks For the Manta Rays



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always swim on the bright side



the suchi suchi song



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oh COD here i go again. i was waiting for an invite.



all saints ....all hooked up



\clam every mountain..



thats amoRAY...



i need kelp...



when you FISH upon a star..



SOLE train..



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I think the response to "mackeral's" initial post about Unwins is well summed up by these 100+ posts.



Anyone trawling the interNET for Unwins and finds this thread will hopefully realise those sharks are a problem.



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did i tell you i play the CAST-A-NETS



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and BASS guitar



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run out of ammo now . i'll have to think of a new ANGLE



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try a piano tuna



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There's definately something fishy about this thread.



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it appears that every one is having a whale of time, all singing to the same tuna



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You've never haddock so good with this thread.



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I'm getting my skates on - I'm out of here



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went SKATING on our second date.

had to PRAWN the engagement ring we were so poor.



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why are dolphins more clever than humans?

coz within 1 hour they can train a human to stand by a pool and feed them with fish



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Linda, where did you skate? Finland perhaps?



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no it was SOLE in korea....



look that up. anyone who is confused



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went to wales for our first holiday. it was good friday so we ate cod and chips for tea



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won't tell you what we did on the CARPet.... but it lead to our first spawn.

he was he was just a little TIDDLER.



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Don't tell me - Blubber everywhere!



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exactly. had to name him moby dick. just dick for short



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trev took on another job to make ends meet. he is a mastor baitor



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please tell me to shut up for the sHAKE of my sanity.

i could be REELING in my penion before i stop this.

i have bigger fish to fry



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lets talk about monkeys cos you lot are all nuts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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you do of course mean monkfish dont you



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monkfish eh..... abbot we have a tea break



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Sole Traders. No refund when it all goes wrong.



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Cod help us.....when will this stop!



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It will stop when everyone stops MUSSELing in!



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I hope it doesn't go on until xmas - Santa Jaws won't be happy!



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This is all a cockle and bull story!



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think we have all had to much effISH



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Wonderful fish are soles!



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no need to swear



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bet you've all missed me.

but sorry i am fresh out of bait



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Cod Blimey! She's back. ;)



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