10 SIGNS YOU MAY BE TALIBAN

cyprusishome


Joined: 31/03/2007
Posts: 2381

Message Posted:
15/07/2008 10:53

10. You refine heroin for a living, but have a moral objection to

beer.



9. You own a £1,500 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher, but

you can't afford shoes.



8. You have more wives than teeth.



7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.



6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.



5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your clothes.



4. You've never been asked, 'Does this burka make my arse look big?



3. You're amazed to discover that mobile phones have uses other than setting off roadside

bombs.



2. A common compliment is, 'I love what you've done with your cave.



And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban:



1. You wipe your arse with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean!

Dixie Normus


Joined: 22/02/2008
Posts: 820

Message Posted:
15/07/2008 11:02

Hi C I S,

Thanks for the info have seen a few that fit this discription arround the Ozankoy area, so keep yer head down.



DN

Chessman


Joined: 13/05/2008
Posts: 486

Message Posted:
15/07/2008 11:04

Not only one of the funniest things I have heard but probably one of the most frighteningly accurate!



Nice one!

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
15/07/2008 11:21

ha ha ha wonderfull

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
15/07/2008 11:40

cyprusishome,



Ive just fallen off my perch laughing.!!



1 and 4 particularly poignant!



wyn

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
15/07/2008 12:30

wyn. not fishing for perch then