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cyprusishome
Joined: 31/03/2007
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15/07/2008 10:57 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 11 in Discussion |
| Heard on Sir Terry' show this am. An old one adapted, hope I rmember it correctly.
There was mega hold up on motorway yesterday and it gradually filtered down the queue that it was a terrorist attack and they were holding Brown, Darling and Blears to ransom. Either pay £10 million or they would be covered in petrol and set on fire.
Shortly after a couple of men were coming down the line collecting.
When asked how much they had so far?
they replied, "not doing to bad we have pledges of a gallon per car so far"!!! |
jock1
Joined: 06/01/2008
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Message Posted:
15/07/2008 11:00 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 11 in Discussion |
| that joke is keek !!!! |
jock1
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Message Posted:
15/07/2008 11:02 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 11 in Discussion |
| the french word is merde !!! |
jock1
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15/07/2008 11:04 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 11 in Discussion |
| In fact that is the worst joke i have heard today so far and it will hard to hear worse!!!! |
wackyjim
Joined: 04/06/2007
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Message Posted:
15/07/2008 16:32 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 11 in Discussion |
| Jock
Doctor.....Doctor Who????
Jim |
Talla
Joined: 18/12/2007
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15/07/2008 17:08 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 11 in Discussion |
| I believe it's keech..toley, bumfart..coos sh.te! |
Groucho
Joined: 26/04/2008
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15/07/2008 17:21 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 11 in Discussion |
| Jock
Keek,
Either a peep or glance or a peeping Tom, or a cunning sly or malicious person or a linen cap..... not sure which Scots word you were thinking of.... |
mackerel
Joined: 22/06/2008
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Message Posted:
15/07/2008 17:27 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 11 in Discussion |
| It is actually keech,bum,toly,fart |
Groucho
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15/07/2008 17:42 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 11 in Discussion |
| Ah I get it now ... also spelt kich.... with the ch sound as in loch |
jock1
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16/07/2008 10:37 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 11 in Discussion |
| ok then keech!!! |
wearytravellers
Joined: 27/04/2007
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16/07/2008 11:12 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 11 in Discussion |
| 2 Pakastani or (whatever) beggers worked one of the tube stations in london and every day at the end of their shift one of them had only but a few pence in his tin, whilst the other had a bucket overflowing with Fivers, and he drove a lovely Mercedes, lived in a gorgeous house, wore the finest Saville Row suits when he wasn't begging etc. One day the poorer begger said I cannot understand how you do it, we both work the same area but YOU always manage to get more money than me....WHY ?
The rich beggar says it must be your sign....what does it say ?
He shows it and it says : NO JOB, WIFE AND 6 KIDS TO SUPPORT...PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY.
The rich beggar says look at mine....I only need 100 quid so my wife and 6 kids can return to Pakistan !!!!!!!! |
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