The Texan ( Joke )

lesleyd



Joined: 05/06/2007
Posts: 265

Message Posted:
15/07/2008 18:19

A Texan went up to the airline check-in counter and

boomed, "Howdy, ma'am. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N.

Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm

white from th' top of mah head to th' tip of mah toes,

and I hate the Irish."

Well, she didn't know what else to do, so she took his

ticket and showed him onto the plane. He sat down in his

seat, and turned to the fellow next to him, "Howdy, suh.

My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N.

Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm

white from th' top of mah head to th' tip of mah toes,

and I hate the Irish."

The little fellow turned to him, "Well now, how d'ye do.

My name is Patrick Michael O'Donnell. I'm from Dublin,

Ireland. I'm 5-foot 6-inches tall, and I'm white from

the top o' me head to the tip o' me toes, except for

me rectum, which is brown. Spelled B-R-O-W-N."

longbow1st



Joined: 30/08/2008
Posts: 13

Message Posted:
31/08/2008 08:51

Prefered the Shipwreak one but keep them comming.

trevor


Joined: 02/04/2008
Posts: 244

Message Posted:
31/08/2008 21:42

I once went to a pole dancing club with 2 mates, she came right upto waggling her bum in our faces. My first mate says i am from Scotland and stuck £20 to her left buttock, my second mate not wishing to be out done shouts i am from Northumbria and stuck £30 to her left buttock, myself not wishing to be outdone by either shouted i am from Yorkshire, took out my credit card, swiped it down the cheek of her bum and took £50 cash.