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jock1
Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786
Message Posted:
16/07/2008 13:51 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 10 in Discussion |
| One dark morning late at night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their sword's and shot each other
One blind man saw it all. |
No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617
Message Posted:
16/07/2008 13:55 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 10 in Discussion |
| I get it - not! |
Aslan
Joined: 23/06/2008
Posts: 757
Message Posted:
16/07/2008 13:57 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 10 in Discussion |
| Burns will be impressed! |
wynyardman
Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580
Message Posted:
16/07/2008 13:58 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 10 in Discussion |
| Nice one Jock, I enjoyed that!
It was a dark and stormy night,
Three fishermen sat in a gale,
Antonio said to Antonio,
Antonio, tell us a tale........
It was a dark and etc.
wyn |
No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617
Message Posted:
16/07/2008 15:20 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 10 in Discussion |
| If there was a tale, I wonder what it would have been? |
phylray
Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 1727
Message Posted:
16/07/2008 23:14 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 10 in Discussion |
| Lotta b... nonsense. Spent the p.m in Auld Ayr today and I thocht on oor
Rabbie as I passed his drinking stoup! "Auld Ayr, that ne'er a town surpasses,
for honest men , & bonny lasses" All I saw today were - bonny lasses!
And lads! |
wackyjim
Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760
Message Posted:
16/07/2008 23:24 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 10 in Discussion |
| Jock
A wonderful piece of poetry.... William McGonagall would be proud of you!!!!
Jim. |
Chris
Joined: 26/03/2008
Posts: 454
Message Posted:
16/07/2008 23:31 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 10 in Discussion |
| "One fine day in the middle of the night,
A fire broke out in the ocean,
A deaf man heard it,
A blind man saw it."
"A man with no legs ran for the fire engine,
The fire engine was drawn by four dead donkeys,
Sitting at a square round table,
Eating vinegar with a fork."
Thought Wyn might like this one!!
Chris |
wynyardman
Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580
Message Posted:
16/07/2008 23:42 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 10 in Discussion |
| Phylray,
There she sits, with gathering scorn,
Nursing her wrath, to keep it warm!...........or
Oh would the Lord, the gift to give us,
To see ourselves, as others see us..........................Take your pick...................wyn |
wynyardman
Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580
Message Posted:
16/07/2008 23:46 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 10 in Discussion |
| Chris,
If you can keep your head, when all around, are loosing theirs, and blaming it on you.
If you can trust yourself, when all men doubt you,but make allowance for their doubting too.
Touche, wyn |
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