KIDS FUNNY STORIES

MUSIN M


Joined: 26/06/2008
Posts: 1352

Message Posted:
17/07/2008 19:29

it would be fun too hear some of your childrens funny stories , here,s one of

mine .

when my youngest was about five he used to always ask me how much my

number plate was worth ,as all of them were car mad and i would allways

say ,its worth more than the car son.

one day we had a crash and the whole front off the car was smashed ,we got out looked at the car there was not much left ,my son looked up at me amazed and said wow that was lucky we haven,t broken the number plate ,bless him

i had to laugh.

Chris


Joined: 26/03/2008
Posts: 454

Message Posted:
17/07/2008 20:59

My granddaughter (aged 3 ) was out walking the dog, when she passed two elderly gents sitting on the park bench, they looked at Josie and said, is it a boy, or a girl?

She looked down and said 'its a dog!'



I was rolling about for ages after that!



Chris

ttoli


Joined: 24/03/2007
Posts: 1172

Message Posted:
17/07/2008 20:59

My 3YO nephew noting that mummy was a little down asked here ' Have you got PMT?'. No idea where he picked that up........

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
17/07/2008 21:18

MOBY DICK had a frog he would not part with for one minute. it had these big bulging eyes that used to bash on the cot sides evertime he moved and wake us up. we were glad when they fell out. well he was called oggy as he couldn't say froggy.

oggy got too dirty to put up with anymore, so while he was asleep we sneeked him into the washer. bad mistake. he woke up, and i had to show him where he was. well he was screaming we had killed him. really greeving he was. and when oggy came out clean it was even worse. it wasn't the same oggy.

he has has mental problems ever since.

andieb


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 14

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 07:26

My grandson recently told his teacher that his Nan was on holiday, when she asked where we'd gone he said on a plane to chicken, she was very baffled until she figured out we'd gone to Turkey. Gave them a good laugh!!

jackeen


Joined: 25/06/2008
Posts: 222

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 11:28

Jason came into school, mu mum had her baby last night, I asked whats the babys name, Tottenham are you sure, YES. I was really puzzled, I have come across many strange names but Tottenahm ? Dad came at home time and I asked what's the babys name.....Chelsea. I know nothing about football but Jason looked at me and said I knew it was a football teams name.

Kitty1


Joined: 15/03/2007
Posts: 683

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 12:02

A number of years ago I was helping my friend's 2 children make their own Christmas cards. Lewis who would have been about 8 at the time very competently drew the manger scene - Mary, Joseph, Baby Jesus, the star, shepherds etc. I noticed Joseph had a sort of tick-shaped pattern on his tunic, and Lewis finished the card by putting a speech bubble next to Joseph,s head in which were the words "I like Nike!"



Not quite sure how his young mind put all that together, but it amused me!

Gooses


Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 60

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 13:41

When my son was about 2 we found the remains of a bird ( part of the head beak and a foot !) on the doormat which our cat had left there as a present. My son knelt down and studied the remains intently then told me very seriously that " Mummy ... bird poorly"

Stemming the tears of laughter I had to tell him that i didnt think we could make it better

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 13:54

I remember when my eldest son (who was only 18 months old at the time)was in the bath, He said he was needing the toilet, i told him just to go ahead, guess what, floaters appeared.....

scampy



Joined: 15/01/2008
Posts: 982

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 14:26

a couple of years ago I was sat at the dinner table with the kids having dinner and I said I was going south to the shops the next day

My youngest daughter said "but mum you have no money"

I said I'm just going window shopping

She returned by saying

"But how can you buy some windows when you've got no money"



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