Sheepish news!

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 14:57

Police in London have arrested a 27-year-old man on suspicion of having sex with a sheep.



Metropolitan Police detectives raided the man’s house in Dulwich, south-east London, after his DNA was matched to a pair of grey jogging bottoms found at the scene of a reported bestiality incident.



The arrest follows several complaints made to police about a man molesting sheep on grassland in Chislehurst, Kent, in May and June. According to the Daily Telegraph, two joggers became suspicious when they spotted a man pulling up his trousers as he stood near a sheep that was lying on the ground. A stable girl who came face to face with a man during a similar incident also contacted detectives.



When officers arrived at the scene they found the pair of jogging bottoms lying next to a sheep.



The Daily Telegraph also reports that police are also investigating claims that the suspect took photographs of the animals before the attacks.



Penetration of or by an animal is illegal and carries a sentence of up to two years imprisonment.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 15:24

Aye there is nowt stranger than folk !!! EWE better not be laughing.

schnib


Joined: 24/05/2008
Posts: 101

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 15:26

hi chick-a-dee do you know if the alleged perpetrator of this act was a MEMBER of aScottish regiment?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 15:28

Thats BAAAAAD

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 15:31

Schnib we are in to donkey's at the moment...........

batterboy58



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 442

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 15:31

Apparently, he was asked if he was shearing to which he replied, No! get your own.

schnib


Joined: 24/05/2008
Posts: 101

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 15:35

hi no1 doyen and jock 1 -couple of points-not many donkeys called BARBARA- they dont make reiforced wellies!

Graham


Joined: 20/10/2007
Posts: 397

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 15:37

Please remember this link below is a prank and no animal was harmed in and way. People with no sense of humour please don't click on link.

Graham

http://www.break.com/index/nothing-to-see-here.html

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 16:25

Hi Shnib ....



Scottish regiment - not sure about that - why is there something you want to confess to?

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 16:28

Yes cmon schnib come clean 1 sheep everybody makes mistakes...

Chick-a-Dee


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Posts: 342

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 16:40

Scnib .... you have'nt lost any grey jogging pants have you???

schnib


Joined: 24/05/2008
Posts: 101

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 16:58

hi all KILTS and BLACK WATCH -stir me no end -can not say anymore decency prohibits. but their exists a long STANDING scottish tradition in the highlands of Scotland where men are men and sheep are nervous!

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 17:10

i like mine with mint sauce. and that is tha last i am saying on the subject.



no really i promise

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 17:14

Scnib ... you scare me .... you make me nervous!



and I thought it was Welsh men who were known for their 'fondness' of the wholly variety! - NO OFFENCE meant to the good people of wales!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 18:07

It's certainly taking a battering!

Nastynipper


Joined: 08/06/2008
Posts: 171

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 18:10

was he welsh or a yorkshire man ?



As we know all yourkshire man #### sheep



And all welsh men want seconds.

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 18:18

What about Irishmen ....they have to be worth a mention ...

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 18:25

aren't they too thick to know when it is their turn.

no offence meant either

Chick-a-Dee


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Posts: 342

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 18:53

Ha ha ha ha ha - that was really witty ilovemydogs .... by the way just how much do you love your dogs - forgive me for asking - another confession coming on????

ilovemydogs



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Posts: 514

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 18:59

chick-a-dee



ha ha ha ha- i can't beat that one. nearly wet myself laughing. touche`

Littlenige



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Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 19:00

ilovemydogs



nice one no offence intended,



Its nice to have a none p/c laugh now and again.

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 19:01

Glad I can bring a smile to your face .... and I'm not even a sheep - a dog or any other four legged creature for that matter! Steady on ....

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 19:07

I'm off home everyone, enough work for me for one day ... I hope everyone has a great weekend in Cyprus, its horrid here in the Uk - very grey dull and overcast. Glad I could cheer you all up - keep up the comments, and I will look forward to reading them on Monday morning ... off out this weekend, I will try not to go out looking like mutton dressed as lamb ... you never know who I might bump into !!!



Enjoy ...

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 19:11

Do you know why we wear kilts in Scotland, Cos scottish sheep can here a zipper at a hundred paces.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
18/07/2008 19:16

Mary had a little sheep

she took it to bed to warm her feet

Mary discoverd it was a ram

Mary had a little lamb....