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TopTen


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Message Posted:
18/06/2010 11:54

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A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart shop and asks,

in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me,

mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that

he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit,

or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle

bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her

hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,





"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."



johnnybgoode


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Message Posted:
18/06/2010 11:57

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that's a great one, have to remember that one



sunshine22



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Message Posted:
18/06/2010 13:26

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LOL.....very good



TopTen


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Message Posted:
18/06/2010 15:16

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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives!



Some doctor on TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is "to finish all the things you have started."



So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house, I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, the res of the Chesescke aaan a box a choclets..





“Yu haf no idr ow frigin gud I fel. Peas sen dis on to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece”.



everon


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Message Posted:
18/06/2010 15:31

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ha ha nice one x



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