Teenager Forced to Marry Flirtatious Cow

Goonerboy


Joined: 01/04/2009
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Message Posted:
20/06/2010 21:56

http://www.thejakartaglobe.com/national/teenager-passes-out-marrying-cow-he-had-sex-with/380095



A Balinese teenager caught in the act of intercourse with a cow passed out on Friday when he was forced to marry the animal in a ceremony witnessed by hundreds of curious onlookers.



As the Jakarta Globe reported earlier in the day, Ngurah Alit, 18, an unemployed youth from the seaside village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana, was caught stark naked positioned behind the cow in a rice paddy field.



In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments....







p.s. I wonder if the cow said I mooo....

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
20/06/2010 22:00

OMG!!! It beggars belief!! But i do think the punishment is spot on...Oh The Shame Of It!! I almost, i did say 'almost' feel quite bad for him!!





Sod that...no i don't.....he deserves all the shame he gets!!





DD

Goonerboy


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Posts: 723

Message Posted:
20/06/2010 22:02

pmsl he cant even have steak for dinner, their religion prevents them from eating cows

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
20/06/2010 22:03

msg....SERIOUSLY!! I am peeing my pants!!!





DD

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
20/06/2010 22:06

Must have been a full moooooooooooooooooon,

Paul.

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
20/06/2010 22:09

Sod him i feel so sorry for the poor old Cow.... )))





Spider,X

Goonerboy


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Posts: 723

Message Posted:
20/06/2010 22:13

Marys lamb had foot and mouth. Her cow had B.S.E. But Mary was a kinky .....And gave them H.I.V.

Smity



Joined: 14/09/2009
Posts: 826

Message Posted:
20/06/2010 22:14

Come on lads how many of us know that feeling when we were youing (firsts line 12 words) after a few pints we called it beer goggles LOL

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
20/06/2010 22:14

Gives a whole new meaning to the term chewing the cud,

Paul.

Goonerboy


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Posts: 723

Message Posted:
20/06/2010 22:48

Appt his sister got done last year :



Mary had a little lamb,

The doctors were astounded,

And everywhere she went,

Gynacologists surrounded

dreamer


Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 189

Message Posted:
21/06/2010 11:22

He will proberly milk her for all she has got a very mooooving story

zookeeper


Joined: 17/03/2010
Posts: 168

Message Posted:
21/06/2010 12:30

Who was the udder woman?



Zookeeper's first husband

Vidal


Joined: 14/05/2009
Posts: 867

Message Posted:
21/06/2010 13:01

Cor...wish I had been able to get the same divorce though...Drown the other half in the sea!!! How fantastic is that!!!

TheScarlets



Joined: 14/04/2009
Posts: 877

Message Posted:
21/06/2010 13:14

and not a Welshman in sight!

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
21/06/2010 13:52

I must admit to have dated a few right old cows in my life!



Richard

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
21/06/2010 15:40

"Dated" showing your age there Richie,

Paul.

Groucho



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Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
21/06/2010 15:46

http://www.thejakartaglobe.com/national/teenager-passes-out-marrying-cow-he-had-sex-with/380095



Don't you just love the advert on the right... for steak and corn on the cob... well, one man's meat is another man's girlfriend...