good joke for england fans

butterfly



Joined: 26/01/2007
Posts: 164

Message Posted:
21/06/2010 01:07

bloke walks into a brothel and says 'i'm a bit kinky, how much for total humitiation?'

The Madam replies £37.50

He replies 'WOW, what do i get for that?'

She says: 'A Fu**ing England top!'

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
21/06/2010 01:21

think italy will get the same story now. god what a boring world cup are they all playing to draw x

berty



Joined: 11/01/2008
Posts: 216

Message Posted:
21/06/2010 14:26

Nowt to do wi football just thought it was funny



A very loud, greasy, unattractive, tattooed, welfare dependent, chav, minger, woman wearing a Celtic top walked into ASDA in Castlemilk (a sprawling council estate on Glasgow 's east-side) with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.



The ASDA greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning madam, and welcome to ASDA. Nice children you have there. Are they twins by any chance?'



The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'F*ck naw, they're no twins. The auldest wan's 9, and the ither wan's 7.

Why the f*ck would you think they're twins? Are you blind, thick or just stupid?'







'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam.' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you've been shagged twice

Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at ASDA.

proger1



Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 2919

Message Posted:
21/06/2010 14:45

berty, liked the joke but just out of curiousity, why did she happen to be a celtic supporter.



Don't you think we are depressed enough after last year.



Paul

berty



Joined: 11/01/2008
Posts: 216

Message Posted:
21/06/2010 15:48

reply absolutely sorry could have been any team I guess

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
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Message Posted:
21/06/2010 15:51

I like the idea that he thanked for for shopping when we all know she was only in for some shoplifting wearing a Celtic top...

proger1



Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 2919

Message Posted:
21/06/2010 16:04

Groucho, do you really have to go out of your way just to irritate me, by your logic I am a shoplifter and so is my 7 month old son because he wears a celtic top. berty told a joke, I in error thought he might be a rangers supporter and tried to have some banter, you decide to make an insulting comment. Thanks for reminding me that my opinion of you is well based.

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
21/06/2010 17:24

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