A poem for today by Pam Ayres

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
20/07/2008 13:50

Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits



By Pam Ayres







Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,



Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,



Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,



Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.



'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.



It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,



And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,



Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.



'Cos tits can be such troublesome things



When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.



And although they go well with my Bingo wings,



I wish I'd looked after me tits.



When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,



When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,



When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,



Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.



When I was young I got whistles and hoots,



From the men on the site to the men in the suits,



Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,



Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.



When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,



Cruising around with my favourite suitors.



Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,



I wish I'd looked after me tits.



When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,



When they're less in the air and more near the floor,



When people see less of them rather than more,



Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.

shazza


Joined: 29/04/2008
Posts: 29

Message Posted:
20/07/2008 14:16

Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ttoli


Joined: 24/03/2007
Posts: 1172

Message Posted:
20/07/2008 18:00

You got a secret to share Nige?

Skogsy


Joined: 15/05/2008
Posts: 339

Message Posted:
20/07/2008 20:03

And one from Skogsy......



Fuzzy Wuzzy waz a bird

A bird called Fuzzy Wuzzy.

Fuzzy Wuzzy lost 'is hair.

And waznt Fuzzy Wuzzy.



Well maybe from some one else but I remember it.