Lost Donkey in the TRNC

YFred


Joined: 06/05/2009
Posts: 1471

Message Posted:
25/06/2010 00:04

Last seen near Ercan airport running away. If anybody sees it ruuning around please don't run him over. He answers to the name GR. It's actually stamped on his but.



He likes young greek female donkeys about half his age. If he starts getting fresh with your young donkey please don't hurt him just show him a picture of soldiers and he will run away. He has developed a phobia of soldiers on acount that he was abused by one when he was young.

ttoli


Joined: 24/03/2007
Posts: 1172

Message Posted:
25/06/2010 00:07

Red lipstick?

YFred


Joined: 06/05/2009
Posts: 1471

Message Posted:
25/06/2010 00:10

Yes with suspenders and fishnet stockings. Have you seen him?

ttoli


Joined: 24/03/2007
Posts: 1172

Message Posted:
25/06/2010 00:26

Last seen going hell for leather up Makarios Ave after a donkey

LaptaMike


Joined: 07/10/2009
Posts: 1679

Message Posted:
25/06/2010 00:32

was thinking maybe makarios has come back as a donkey ;-)

YFred


Joined: 06/05/2009
Posts: 1471

Message Posted:
25/06/2010 00:33

Bloomin heck, I didn't know he was that fast. It didn't take him long to get there. He has a half-brother living in that vicinity. His brother has DT staped on his but. If you see them please inform the authorities. Young female donkeys are not safe with these two culprits on the loose as it were.

YFred


Joined: 06/05/2009
Posts: 1471

Message Posted:
25/06/2010 00:36

He may well have, he certainly looked like one when he was alive. When you think about it, he actually had an air of deathly looks about him.