Sisters of St Francis Joke

wanderer


Joined: 05/02/2009
Posts: 1653

Message Posted:
30/06/2010 18:51

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign

out of the corner of his eye....It reads:



SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

10 MILES



He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second

thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads:



SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

5 MILES



Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past

a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

NEXT RIGHT



His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.

On the far

side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to thedoor reading:



SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS



He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a

long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'



He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in

possibly doing business....'

wanderer


Joined: 05/02/2009
Posts: 1653

Message Posted:
30/06/2010 18:52

'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He

is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.

The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'



He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the

door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through

the large wooden door at the end of the ha llway.' He puts $100 in the cup,

eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut

behind him.



The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another

sign:



GO IN PEACE.

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FR ANCIS.

SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

rocky


Joined: 17/10/2007
Posts: 1749

Message Posted:
01/07/2010 01:01

yawn yawn yawn is this one still doing the rounds

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
01/07/2010 08:06

Paddy, the Irish boyfriend of the woman whose head was found on Arbroath beach was asked to identify her.



A detective held up the head to which point Paddy said "I don't think that's her, she wasn't that tall!"