Probably seen some of these England Jokes already

FulhamFan



Joined: 28/02/2010
Posts: 97

Message Posted:
30/06/2010 19:03

David Blaine is said to be gutted as his record for doing f--k all in a box for 42 days has just been broken by Wayne Rooney..



Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still Alive. He said that the England Team performance on Sunday was completely s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.



Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa with out catching anything .



In a statement from broadcasting house, all future England games will now be shown on the gay porn channel. It is thought that 11 arseholes being

Regularly shafted is too explicit for regular TV.



I can't believe we only managed a draw against a s**t team we should easily have beaten......I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.

FulhamFan



Joined: 28/02/2010
Posts: 97

Message Posted:
30/06/2010 19:03

Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He

Stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?"

To which the old lady replied....... "No way. You got yourself into this f*****g mess, don't ask me to sort it

Out..."

Sal1262



Joined: 03/05/2010
Posts: 174

Message Posted:
30/06/2010 19:19

Faboi Capello has been in touch with the manager of Iceland to organise a cool down match following their unexpected exit at such an early stage.





















If they are successful and win the game he will consider further fixtures with Tesco and Sainsbury's.

newscoop


Joined: 23/12/2007
Posts: 2197

Message Posted:
30/06/2010 23:41

Very old and



Boringggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

FulhamFan



Joined: 28/02/2010
Posts: 97

Message Posted:
30/06/2010 23:58

YEP and so are you