Estate Agent Joke ... to lighten things up a bit !

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
23/07/2008 12:23

An estate agent parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off.



More than a little distraught, the estate agent grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the estate agent starts screaming hysterically:



"My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined, it'll simply never

be the same again!"



After the estate agent finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody estate agents are,"



"You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."



"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?", snaps the estate agent.



The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you." The estate agent looks down in absolute horror..........



"F***ING HELL!!!!!! he screams - "Where's my Rolex

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
23/07/2008 12:25

Great start to the day Chic-a-Dee.



wyn

rayz1


Joined: 22/03/2008
Posts: 65

Message Posted:
23/07/2008 12:34

Succinctly put

ilovecyprus


Joined: 08/05/2007
Posts: 2880

Message Posted:
23/07/2008 12:37

I love this one. Hilarious

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
23/07/2008 12:37

I dont get it !!!!

ilovecyprus


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Posts: 2880

Message Posted:
23/07/2008 12:42

Come on jock, it's not like you mate

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
23/07/2008 12:43

GOD there's always one.............

jock1



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Message Posted:
23/07/2008 12:45

Good one chic a dee.............

jock1



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Message Posted:
23/07/2008 12:46

gotcha ilc no offence.....

ilovecyprus


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Posts: 2880

Message Posted:
23/07/2008 12:49

none taken jock

jock1



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Message Posted:
23/07/2008 12:55

Good man......

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
23/07/2008 13:18

Thanks for the comments boys .... it made me smile, and therefore worthy of sharing it with the forum .... smiling is good for ones soul!

rayz1


Joined: 22/03/2008
Posts: 65

Message Posted:
23/07/2008 13:24

Just a thought did he ever find his rolex

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
23/07/2008 13:51

No it "rolled" off down the road !!

Time for another joke ....

wearytravellers



Joined: 27/04/2007
Posts: 250

Message Posted:
24/07/2008 05:15

Robber burts into a bank gun ablazing and demands the teller fills his bag with money. On the way out a brave man jumps him and rips off his balaclava, the robeer shoots the man dead and shouts has anyone else seen my face, and there was silence as everyone was on the floor covering their eyes. The robber sees a man peeking around a desk and he rushes over and shoot him too, he then screams DID ANYONE ELSE see my face.....DID THEY ?? at that a voice from the back shouts.......I think my wife saw you !!!!!!

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
24/07/2008 17:09

Weary traveller ...that is terrible ...



Nice picture of you both though ...