With sincere compliments to the female sex!

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
06/07/2010 18:15

Aussie Poem:

OfcourseIloveya,darlin

'You'reabloodytopnotchbird

AndwhenIsayyou'regorgeousImeaneverysingleword..SoyabumisonthebigsideIdon'tmindabitofflabItmeansthatwhenI'mreadyThere'ssomethingtheretograb.Soyabellyisn'tflatnomore?Itellya,Idon'tcareSolongaswhenIcuddleyahIcangetmyarmsroundthere.NoSheilawhoisyourageHasnice,round,perkybreastsTheyjustgaveintogravityButIknowyahdoneyerbest.I'mtellin’yahthetruthnowInevertellyahliesIthinkit'sverysexyThatyou'vegotdimplesonyerthighs.IswearonmeNanna'sgravenowThemomentthatwemetIthoughtyahwasasgoodasIwasevergonnaget.NomatterwhatyahlooklikeI'llalwaysloveyer,dearNowshutupwhilethefooty'sonAnd fetch another beer!

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
07/07/2010 08:53

Great stuff Tenakoutou



Is that by our favourite K.B.W.?



Very hard to read though - was that deliberate? or cut & paste gone horribly wrong? Maggie

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
07/07/2010 11:02

That WAS deliberate!



Attributable to K'B'W?



Dunno - but it's certainly his style!!!

laptagal


Joined: 28/05/2008
Posts: 549

Message Posted:
07/07/2010 18:04

Who know that Australians could be so romantic...........

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
07/07/2010 18:38

Aussie romance goes [something!] like this:



Sheila fronts [complete stranger] bloke in pub:



'Yeah, gidday - what's the handle?'



'Er, Bruce.'



Sheila: 'Could ya go a 'naughtie', Bruce?'



Bruce: 'Uh, dunno..... well, just hang fire 'til I finish me bloody jug, for Christ's sake!'



Sheila: 'Your place, or mine, Bruce?'



Bruce: 'Christ - ya silly b1tch - if ya gunna bloody argue about it, I reckon we'd better call the whole thing off!'

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
07/07/2010 21:17

Australian foreplay "you awake Sheila" ?