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phylray
Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 1727
Message Posted:
24/07/2008 01:07 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 13 in Discussion |
| Just seen on news that EU will now allow bent cucumbers
and twisted carrots! Is this a good sign? Maybe they trying
to pretend they are becoming organic. |
Groucho
Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993
Message Posted:
24/07/2008 07:31 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 13 in Discussion |
| No to bent cucumbers! I think it's a good idea to stop stolen goods reaching the market, but how do you tell if a carrot is twisted? Maybe if it sleeps next to its sister? |
cruggs
Joined: 06/04/2008
Posts: 498
Message Posted:
24/07/2008 09:54 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 13 in Discussion |
| i dont agree with bent cucumbers, or diversity i only like straight ones. |
littlenige
Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594
Message Posted:
24/07/2008 10:31 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 13 in Discussion |
| So the eu is now allowing benders what ever next brits to drive on the wrong side of the road. |
Chick-a-Dee
Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342
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24/07/2008 17:55 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 13 in Discussion |
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A married woman was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they always have sex in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, during one passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp-- only to discover a cucumber in his hand.
"Is THIS what you've been using on me for the past five years!?!"
"Honey, let me explain!"
"Why you XXXXXXXX she screamed. "You sneaky son of a XXXX!
"Speaking of sneaky..." he interrupted, "would you care to explain our three kids?" |
cruggs
Joined: 06/04/2008
Posts: 498
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24/07/2008 18:54 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 13 in Discussion |
| good one chick-a-dee thats what the forums about helping people and having
a laugh. |
Chick-a-Dee
Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342
Message Posted:
24/07/2008 19:13 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 13 in Discussion |
| I know a better one (in my opinion) but not for this forum ... |
phylray
Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 1727
Message Posted:
24/07/2008 19:57 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 13 in Discussion |
| OOh! I heard they were banned in the harmes of the Ottoman empire! |
phylray
Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 1727
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25/07/2008 01:25 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 13 in Discussion |
| Sorry, that should have read harems! |
cruggs
Joined: 06/04/2008
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Message Posted:
25/07/2008 09:19 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 13 in Discussion |
| tut tut phylray, and use being a skool techer. |
Chick-a-Dee
Joined: 16/06/2008
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25/07/2008 15:03 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 13 in Discussion |
| Bent or straight ... all the same to me! |
Susie
Joined: 06/06/2007
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Message Posted:
25/07/2008 17:22 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 12 of 13 in Discussion |
| On the subject of carrots (and cucumbers) my Husband always comes back from Tesco demanding 'What IS a value carrot?' |
cruggs
Joined: 06/04/2008
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Message Posted:
25/07/2008 17:49 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 13 of 13 in Discussion |
| hi Susie, a value carrot is a carrot that is cheaper than other carrots.and the same with cucumbers, hope the information is of value to you,lol |
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