Joke:- Mad Cow Desease explained

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
08/07/2010 17:10

The lady reporter:

"I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"



The farmer stared at the reporter and said:

"Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"



Reporter (obviously embarrassed) :

"Well, sir, that's a new piece of information.. but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"



Farmer:

"And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"



Reporter:

"Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"



Farmer:

"I am getting to the point, madam.

Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day

... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
08/07/2010 19:34

Two cows conversing (as they do) in a field. One says "what about this Mad Cow Disease" ? The other one replies "Couldn't give a s...t, I'm a donkey" !

johnnybgoode


Joined: 08/12/2008
Posts: 252

Message Posted:
09/07/2010 14:05

yeh like it.

JohhnyLee


Joined: 25/04/2009
Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
09/07/2010 18:16

Difference betwen B.S.E. and P.M.T. Ones an agricultural Illness, and the other one is mad cow disease.