Top act to open Cratos

Dixie Normus


Joined: 22/02/2008
Posts: 820

Message Posted:
09/07/2010 13:29

Following Jolo's cancelled visit, top Cyprus entertainer Danny Fisher is believed to have been handed the opening slot, Danny well known for his hip thrusting act which once saw two fat lasses from Catalkoy throwing their Knickers at him is beleved to be flying into Ercan with his sound and lighting engineers in a Tiger Moth. A reliable source at the Hotel would not confirm this but did say the act would be backed up by Brian Delayney, with a game of play yer cards right to finish off the night. All tickets have been sold to the usual money launderers, nightclub owners and corrupt officials, unable to post linc as info is hot off the press.



D.N

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
09/07/2010 13:39

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cyprusairsoft



Joined: 22/06/2009
Posts: 2066

Message Posted:
09/07/2010 14:43

danny yes delaney noooooooooooo thanks hes awful

Deniz1


Joined: 28/07/2009
Posts: 3829

Message Posted:
09/07/2010 14:45

Is that the best they can do?

cyprusjoker


Joined: 29/08/2009
Posts: 1107

Message Posted:
09/07/2010 14:51

What about Denis Rousos ?

Hector


Joined: 26/08/2008
Posts: 2352

Message Posted:
09/07/2010 14:53

Has Elvis left the island...?

cyprusairsoft



Joined: 22/06/2009
Posts: 2066

Message Posted:
09/07/2010 15:09

rolf for message 5lol

cyprusairsoft



Joined: 22/06/2009
Posts: 2066

Message Posted:
09/07/2010 15:09

yes and easy jet are flying into ercan

Attila


Joined: 27/06/2010
Posts: 23

Message Posted:
09/07/2010 15:14

Surely they can find a J lo lookalike and do it on playback. She was only going to do playback anyway.



Better still, do a cardboard cut out of her with her big butt. That would do it for me.

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
09/07/2010 15:37

Chesney Hawkes wont be busy,

Paul.

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
09/07/2010 16:03

Nana Mascouri anyone?



wyn

Deniz1


Joined: 28/07/2009
Posts: 3829

Message Posted:
09/07/2010 16:43

WHY NOT BARRY SNAKES HE IS THE BEST WE,VE GOT HERE!

CJtill


Joined: 02/05/2008
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
09/07/2010 18:20

The Krankies would go down pretty well, or they could dig up Simon Smith and his Amazing Dancing Bear.

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
09/07/2010 18:36

Are you sure your information is correct, Dixie Normus?



I heard that the 'opener' is to be Mrs. Bucket, who will be holding a mega 'Bingo' session, aimed expressly at the thousands of expats and tourists that are currently thronging the island.



Apparently, tickets for this spectacular event have already been sold out and the website offering 'special discount tickets' has been pulled.

eager


Joined: 23/02/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
09/07/2010 18:39

Msg 13......Or Alan Price.

wanderer


Joined: 05/02/2009
Posts: 1653

Message Posted:
09/07/2010 18:41

I can assure you that my Hyacinth will not be attending she is on the flight out of here to check on her Royal Doulton with the perry-winkles

Richard





Mind That Donkey Richard

Minding the donkey Hyacinth ) ) )