joke. Resistance to Interrogation

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
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Message Posted:
21/07/2010 15:57

Old joke for Zerochlor who luvs police, not. Paddy is stopped by a traffic PC, removed from his car, placed on the pavement and told not to move, but answers all questions with only a grin. The PC walks around the car and Paddy is right at his shoulder still grinning. The PC manhandles him back to the pavement, draws a chalk ring on the ground around him and says "move out of that and you are nicked Sunbeam". Paddy grins. The PC goes to the car, smashes the rear tail lights with his truncheon and shouts "won't speak, then you are nicked for driving without tailights". Paddy only grins. The PC then smashes off both wing mirrors and front headlamps and shouts "Can you speak now, then" ? Paddy replies "To be sure I can, you are totally f.....d now, as every time you turned your back to me to smash the hire car, I put one foot out of the circle, so I did " !