If you could have any superpower

ihatefamous


Joined: 13/07/2010
Posts: 12

Message Posted:
25/07/2010 09:03

If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why?

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
25/07/2010 09:54

The ability to instantly 'Vanish' people who come up to me in the pub, and after starting a perfectly normal conversation, get round to the part that goes...' By the way, I've been having a bit of trouble with my *computer/hoover/bathroom light/telly/cd player/washing machine*'



* = Delete as appropriate

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
25/07/2010 10:05

The ability to strike women speechless

dandd3


Joined: 10/06/2010
Posts: 326

Message Posted:
25/07/2010 10:16

the ability to control peoples minds

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
25/07/2010 10:46

Erase every political thing done by Blair and Brown.

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
25/07/2010 11:10

The ability to stop stupid threads like this one that have nothing to do with the TRNC.

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
25/07/2010 11:17

AJ,

It's Sunday Morning!

Wake up and smell the sausages!

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
25/07/2010 11:38

The ability to enforce a meritocracy on celebrity status thus doing away with A list status of Tara Palmer Tompkinson, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, 'Holly', The Girls of the Playboy Mansion, The whole Kardashian Family... anyone who goes by one name (except Beyonce as she is a Knowles) or initials, the list of talentless bimbos and Gangsta Rappers is endless.



Please add your own!

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
25/07/2010 11:57

The ability to have to whole world love and give to each other and stop all the fighting going on..Peace Man ))





Spider,X

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
25/07/2010 12:37

Keith

Message 7

Everday is Sunday for me and I do not do sausages (it maybe something to do with Esther Rantzen!)

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
25/07/2010 12:43

how the other half live, eh?....

jakki



Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 865

Message Posted:
25/07/2010 16:15

To rid my daughter of disease (Crohn's) that causes her so much pain.

tracer


Joined: 02/06/2010
Posts: 442

Message Posted:
25/07/2010 20:55

Crohn's disease (also known as granulomatous, and colitis) is an inflammatory disease of the intestines that may affect any part of the gastrointestinal tract from mouth to anus, causing a wide variety of symptoms. It primarily causes abdominal pain, diarrhea (which may be bloody if inflammation is at its worst), vomiting, or weight loss,[1][2][3] but may also cause complications outside of the gastrointestinal tract such as skin rashes, arthritis, inflammation of the eye, tiredness, and lack of concentration.[1]





There is no known pharmaceutical or surgical cure for Crohn's disease.[9] Treatment options are restricted to controlling symptoms, maintaining remission and preventing relapse.



if i could i would done that for you and your daughter jakki

no child deserved that.

jakki



Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 865

Message Posted:
25/07/2010 22:45

Thank you tracer for your kind words - my daughter (aged 26) has a severe and agressive form of Crohn's, it is a very complex disease and if one was to google, one could print out 15 pages of information. She has had one operation in 2004 and another one is due in this summer, to remove diseased bowel. My daugher always picks herself up and dusts herself down and qualifies as a psychotherapist next year.



She is despetately clever and I would give up everything for her to be healthy - please people do not take your health for granted.



Best wishes -

Jackie

HNComputers


Joined: 23/08/2009
Posts: 472

Message Posted:
26/07/2010 09:56

The ability to freeze time and bend space....therefore I can do anything I like and go anywhere I want whenever I want hehe