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daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
29/07/2010 20:38

If you have friends that you allow to use your computer...make sure you are logged out on every website first...otherwise, your friends will post under your name!! and vice versa!! Very inconvenient i must say!



Has anyone else had this problem...albeit, a small problem considering todays affairs....like Ismail!





DD

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
29/07/2010 20:44

Has someone used daisy and we have not spotted it yet...thats taught you a lesson ))







Spider,X

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
29/07/2010 21:00

If only i would be used!! LOL....phwoar!!



DD

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
29/07/2010 21:16

im on my way daisy...........

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
29/07/2010 21:19

I remember a wonderful little nugget of information my mother said, that may or may not be prudent to this post.......you can't rape the willing!! God love her!



Jock.....don't forget your birch!



DD

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
29/07/2010 21:28

Jock. Make sure the birch is well oiled - you won't want it slipping out (of your hand) )

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
29/07/2010 21:33

Skin so soft should do it Jock,

Paul.

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
29/07/2010 21:47

Which puts me in mind of a little story relating to what 'daisy duke's' mother said:



A teenage girl is walking along a beautiful, verdant country lane, late one evening, when a filthy tramp leaps out of a ditch, pulls her into the hedge bottom and rapes her.



After this despicable act, the girl turns to the tramp and says: 'Oh, my God - what am I going to say to my parents when I get home - raped TWICE in one night!'



The tramp says: 'But I've only raped you ONCE, Miss!'



'Well, surely you're not going just YET, are you?' giggles the precocious little tart!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
29/07/2010 21:59

Brilliant! ) ) )

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
29/07/2010 22:43

seems i have opened a can of worms........oopsy!





DD

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
29/07/2010 22:55

And the moral to this story is, never follow Jock down verdant country lanes,

Paul.

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 07:11

...In case he leads you up the garden path...