Joke....Obama and Tragedy

Goonerboy


Joined: 01/04/2009
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Message Posted:
30/07/2010 17:58

Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'.



So our illustrious President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.



One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him that would be a tragedy."



"No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident."



A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."



"I'm afraid not,' explained Obama.'That's what we would call a great loss."



The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Goonerboy


Joined: 01/04/2009
Posts: 723

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 17:59

Finally, at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."



"Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama.'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"



"Well,' says Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss... and you can bet your a$$ it's probably not an accident either."

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 18:07

A hippie sits next to a nun on the bus asks her if he could have sex with her, she said "NO! I am married to God!" and gets of the bus disgusted. The bus driver said, "She prays every tuesday night at midnight in the graveyard, why don't you dress up in a hooded robe, go to the graveyard and tell her you are god, and demand sex?" The hippy tries this and to his surprise the nun said, "Yes but only if we have anal sex, as I want to keep my virginity." They have passionate bum sex and when they are done the hippy throws of his robe and cries, "Ha ha, I'm the hippy!" The nun cries out "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver."

   

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 18:15

Sad news:



the guy who owned Odeon cinemas has died.

His funeral is on friday at 2:10, 4:20 & 8:40    

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
30/07/2010 18:24

Chortle,Chortle,Bill.

apc2010


Joined: 28/07/2010
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Message Posted:
31/07/2010 03:56

Apperently 'Was he any good?' is an inappropriate thing to say to a rape victim..