EURODISNEY in liquidation

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
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Message Posted:
31/07/2010 19:13

I knew that Euro Disney in Paris initially had poor financial returns from low visitor numbers but over the years I thought they had become established and I was stunned to learn that they have been forced into the hands of a Liquidator. Even more suprised that it is not due to creditors. Evidently the Health and Hygiene authorities got them, as they found a six foot mouse in one of the kitchens !

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
31/07/2010 19:18

Imagine the size of the droppings everywhere!

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
31/07/2010 19:22

Three mice are sat in a pub having a few pints and they're discussing which one is the hardest.

The first mouse says, "I'm the hardest. I go up to mousetraps, rip out the cheese and, as the bar comes down, I benchpress it 30 times and throw it across the floor."

The second mouse replies, "You nonce! I get the rat poison, crush it into powder and snort it!"

The third mouse shrugs his shoulders, downs his pint and walks to the door.

"Where you going?" ask the other two.

"I'm off home to sh*g the Cat!

apc2010


Joined: 28/07/2010
Posts: 1689

Message Posted:
31/07/2010 19:25

Are you taking the mickey..????

jamestalbot


Joined: 20/12/2009
Posts: 958

Message Posted:
31/07/2010 19:30

You must think we are all Dumbo's to believe this.

apc2010


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Message Posted:
31/07/2010 19:41

it was a goofy idea any way..............

deputydawg


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Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
31/07/2010 20:29

Micky Mouse instructs his lawyer to initiate divorce proceedings on his behalf for the 10th time. His lawyer tells him "How many times, Micky, do I have to tell you that the fact that Minnie has buck teeth is no grounds for divorce" Micky replies, " and how many times do I have to tell you that I did not say Minnie has buck teeth, I said she is f......g Goofy, so get your arse down the District Registry and file for divorce" !

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
31/07/2010 20:32

Walts this all about?

deputydawg


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Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
31/07/2010 20:45

I just had a dizzy Disney turn ! as have had a boring, hot, day !

madbiker


Joined: 26/05/2010
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Message Posted:
31/07/2010 21:26

cyprus44 gold

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
31/07/2010 23:02

you lot should all star in a disney movie xxxxxxxxx