I'm one of the 55

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 09:55

I'm one of the 55 Are You?



fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.



i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghi t pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 10:12

It makes perfect sense to me.............. but then it would.

wearytravellers



Joined: 27/04/2007
Posts: 250

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 10:23

Fit like No1Doyen,



Fooivver, unerstanin the English Lankwidge is nae at Clivver, onybudie thit can unerstan guid Scottish lankwidge, i wid sae is clivver.



Noo if ye can unerstan thae wirds,al flash mi bahookie ower at Acapulko sannies.



Try this: Faz Yat Yaff ?, Faraegantal ? Faraebootsyifae ?? AND Faraebootsyegaun ??

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 10:31

am i mad or what , i understood everything

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 10:32

wearytravellers - sounded more like Dutch to me! Are you sure this is Scottish?

;)

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 10:33

simbas - I think theres a bit of madness in all of us ;)

mountbatten


Joined: 12/04/2008
Posts: 102

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 10:46

No1 Doyen,amazing,i had no problems reading it,but my wife was beating me around the head at the same time

A good read

wackyjim



Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 10:58

blubba blubba blub.....lubba lubba lubba........weeeeeeeed!!!!!



Bill&Ben (circa 1964)



I always understood every word of it.



Jim.

PtePike



Joined: 20/05/2008
Posts: 2334

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 11:15

wearytravellers,



Love the Doric patter. It reminded me of my early days with Aberdeen Journals.

wearytravellers



Joined: 27/04/2007
Posts: 250

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 11:26

Fit like No1Doyen,

Noo if ye can unerstan thae wirds,al flash mi bahookie ower at Acapulko sannies.



Try this: Faz Yat Yaff ?, Whose Yacht are you from !

Faraegantal ? Where are you going !

Faraebootsyifae ?? Where do you come from !

Faraebootsyegaun ?? Where are you going !



Well done to Simbas for undersatnding the phrases. Pikey, did you deliver them ??

PtePike



Joined: 20/05/2008
Posts: 2334

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 11:32

WT,



You jest. It was where I started my training. But they were that tight-fisted I headed elsewhere. I sent them a Nessie story reecently and - true to the stereotype - they're even tighter now. Is that why you moved?

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 11:47

I once worked with a guy who actually typed his e-mail messages like that and strangely enough they all made sense.

Karen

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 11:51

wearytravellers - you better start flashing 'cos I don't understand a word of it. Are you sure you're not making it up?

cruggs


Joined: 06/04/2008
Posts: 498

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 11:51

hi no1doyen.i kan sea edukashon wsnt waisted on you its abuot time pople spoke proper lik wat i does, its nic,s to meat anover edukaed persun on thiss

foum.av a grate fursday lol

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 11:54

Cruggs - good one!!

McSteviet



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1089

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 12:31

Yep,



Gto ervey wrod.

svete

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 12:37

Mee Farra boat a marra out ra barra fir her farra.

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 12:39

Translated it means Mea Farrow bought a marrow at the barras for her father.

cruggs


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Posts: 498

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 12:43

sorry jock cant understand brummie nver cood lol

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 12:47

Tihs si all gtteing otu fo hnad. I dnot konw wehteher I ma cmiong or giong!

cruggs


Joined: 06/04/2008
Posts: 498

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 12:59

as th man with amnezia said.

wearytravellers



Joined: 27/04/2007
Posts: 250

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 12:59

Pikey,



Next time i'm in TRNC let's share a Half Lager, I'll get 4 straws and we can bring our Wives. I often take my wife out for a gourmet meal and I always give her the choice.......Cheese and Onion or Salt and Vinegar.....who says the Jocks are tight ???



Now then back to the Jockaneez Phrases !!!



Sna Ploo =

Foo ye Dein =

Fit a stoater o a quine =

heid I ba =

Bleezin =



Prize at Stake.



Good Luck

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 13:14

Can i enter.........

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 13:18

Whats the prize - a Berryhuckle

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 13:20

Ma heid's birlin wi aw this information

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 13:22

Goany naw dae that.............

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 14:26

i'm with nigel. we spell like that anyway.

stevie-d



Joined: 13/07/2007
Posts: 1420

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 15:16

I`m 1 of them

stevie-d

Chris


Joined: 26/03/2008
Posts: 454

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 15:59

Me too!!



Chris

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 16:02

Stevie-d , did you mean you are 1 of the 55? Or are you 1 of them?



;)

stevie-d



Joined: 13/07/2007
Posts: 1420

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 16:29

Hi No1 Doyen I`m 1 of the 55 not 1 of them!!!!!!!

stevie-d

mountbatten


Joined: 12/04/2008
Posts: 102

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 16:57

Wearytraveler,your message 22,its nice that you splash out on your wife,i am the same,i always let my wife fill my car up with petrol at Tesco and let her pay,so that she gets the bonus points,i really do not think she appreciates me,if i do not get more thanks from her,i will stop her from putting my socks on.

PtePike



Joined: 20/05/2008
Posts: 2334

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 19:31

"...splash out on your wife..."



And why not indeed? After all, Bill Clinton splashed out on a new dress for his lover.

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
31/07/2008 19:34

Reminds me of the "bru" advert" slash it all over enry

jackeen


Joined: 25/06/2008
Posts: 222

Message Posted:
01/08/2008 01:06

This is all good, I read the first post and understood every word, worryingly. I read a bit too much into 17 and then looked underneath,duh. I hope that you are having really good weather in TC in London we are melting, well I am and its not because I have reached a certain age when ladies glow involuntary. Haven't found a flight yet that I can afford so I am having a holdiay on the internet going from airline to airline. Don't feel sorry for me its keeping me out of the sunshine and saving e a fortune on sunscreen!