Foot Fetish Enthusiasts Meet Up

aslan


Joined: 23/06/2008
Posts: 757

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 09:59

Just in the search engine looking for something totally unrelated and well you see it here first!



http://northcyprusfootfetishgroup.blog.co.uk/

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 10:14

... The blind daters had really hit it off and, at the end of the evening as they were beginning to undress each other in his apartment, the fellow said,

"Before we go any further, Charlene, tell me - do you have any special fetishes that I should take into account in bed?"



"As a matter of fact," smiled the girl, "I do happen to have a foot fetish - but I suppose I'd settle for maybe seven or eight inches."

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 10:24

No1Doyen,



just like to say how refreshing to read your postings this morning " Foot Fetish Enthusiast"

and any " Mediums in the TRNC." Great start to a wet Monday morning here in the UK.



No need to tell you to" have a good day!" With your sense of humour you will make your own!



wyn

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 10:26

hi aslan your not thinking of starting a foot fetish society here on the board are you ???????? { only jesting } it takes all sorts to make a world eh !

regards , simbas

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 10:38

Wyn, I always try and laugh first thing in the morning, it seems to set my day up. If I can make other people laugh then it's all the better!



Have a great day.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 13:45

Wyn ass fetish springs to mind.............

ROBnJO


Joined: 30/06/2008
Posts: 1289

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 14:00

What a corny thread!

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 14:01

Let's nail this one.........

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 14:03

don't be a heel..........

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 14:05

Dig it..........

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 14:07

All heart and no sole..........

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 14:08

At least we are in step with each other...........

mysteron


Joined: 07/05/2008
Posts: 42

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 14:13

Lets Kick this subject into touch

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 14:16

Give it the order of the Boot .

mysteron


Joined: 07/05/2008
Posts: 42

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 14:17

Centipede to physician: "Doc, when my feet hurt, I hurt all over."



--



Centipede to pal: "I just hate it when I start the day off on the wrong foot."

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 14:26

Elephant falls down a hole in darkest africa, he is down there for a while shouting "Help" when all of a sudden a little tortoise head appears looking down at him, and says "can i help" the elephant shouts up to him and says "Get Help", the tortoise turns away to get help.

Hours pass the elephant keep,s shouting "HELP"

hours turn to days, the elephant keeps shouting "HELP"

then the tortoise sticks his head over the hole and say's "

IF YOU DONT SHUT UP I AINT GOING......

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 15:56

Mom: Jock, you've got your boots on the wrong feet.



Jock: But mom, these are the only feet I have!

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 16:39

AAAH you'v got to laugh.....

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 16:58

not joining in i still remember the fishes

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 17:00

ilmd on a scale of 1/10 what do you think...

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 17:01

Don't start on the fish saga!

aslan


Joined: 23/06/2008
Posts: 757

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 17:22

I thought that LittleNige could combine the foot fetish thing with his whale watching saga at Simena? and don't knock it till you try it, we all need to floss some how!!



Please pass Simba a bag before she throws up LOL!!!

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 18:04

Foot Doctor



A drunk says to the bartender, "I want a woman!" So, the bartender gives him directions to the local brothel. The customer was so drunk, he misreads the directions and accidentally goes into the office of a foot doctor. The receptionist at the counter asks, "Can I help you?" "Yes, I want some service," states the drunk. She sends him to one of the examination rooms and tells him to put it on the table. The drunk goes in and places his manhood on the exam table. When the doctor comes in, the startled podiatrist sees the man's member on the table and she says, "That's not a foot!" The drunk replies, "Give it time, lady, give it time."

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 18:10

i've got more if you can STAND it

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 18:17

Never refused a lady in my life, carry on...........

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 18:17

I'm legging it!

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 19:45

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Dog_fighting_foot



had me wetting my pants

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 19:46

Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.

Sammy: You can't fool me, Teacher. Snakes don't have feet

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 19:47

Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you."



So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."



"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother," all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."



So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"



"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."



So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"



"Stay here and stir the pasta," says the mother.



"This is a job for Mama

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 19:49

The blind daters had really hit it off and, at the end of the evening as they were beginning to undress each other in his apartment, the fellow said,



"Before we go any further, Charlene, tell me - do you have any special fetishes that I should take into account in bed?"







"As a matter of fact," smiled the girl, "I do happen to have a foot fetish - but I suppose I'd settle for maybe seven or eight inches

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 20:11

need i go on

PtePike



Joined: 20/05/2008
Posts: 2334

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 20:40

Msg 30 check out msg 2.

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 20:43

ok i'm not paying attension am i