Lost in Translation?

ROBnJO


Joined: 30/06/2008
Posts: 1289

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 18:05

Maybe Google 'translation' is not quite right?..... But:





" Welcome to our new development of luxury Villas on the Karpaz Penisular.



Our Villas will let you consumate your every desire in North Cyprus and you only have to leave a small deposit for fulfillment.



All bedrooms come with a French Widow, with a very bright outlook on life.



Our bathrooms have showers large enough for 3, and bidet jets strong enough to leave your women with a glassy eyed expression.



Kitchens are fully equipped to provide for your every oral fantasy, but you can enjoy it on the terrace as well.



All our Villas have seperate access to the pool area to the rear, so when your guests arrive, you can immediately take them up the back passage.



If you want to be done on a regular basis, our maids and fit pool cleaner guys will come as often as you want. They are equipped with every little accessory you could dream of. They will also blow up all your inflateable toys.



With regard to tap water, do what our maids do,... spit ,don't swallow.





Our local sales girls have been handling British men for years and will bend over backwards to help you leave your deposit."









oops!



Rob

aslan


Joined: 23/06/2008
Posts: 757

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 18:17

I take this is not for an off-plan property? Does it also come with white goods, if not, forget it!!

puppylover



Joined: 05/05/2008
Posts: 1427

Message Posted:
04/08/2008 18:42

RobnJo....blimey...are you sure it's villa's they are selling?



Makes hilarious reading though!!