Joke - 11 People On A Rope

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
25/08/2010 00:42

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter.

10 men and 1 woman.



The rope was not strong enough to carry them all.

So they decided that one had to leave,

otherwise they were all going to fall.

They weren't able to choose that person,

until the woman gave a very touching speech.



She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope,

because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything

for her husband and kids or for men in general,

And was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.







As soon as she finished her speech,







All the men started clapping....... :-(







Navek...



Thanks', To Graham fae Auld Reekie

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
25/08/2010 00:43

nav brill see how we think xxxxxxx

Fawsley


Joined: 01/05/2010
Posts: 59

Message Posted:
25/08/2010 21:36

a clean joke that is also funny. Well done.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
25/08/2010 21:38

Very good Navek )

juliamoons



Joined: 14/05/2009
Posts: 849

Message Posted:
25/08/2010 21:46

Nice one Navek :D

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
25/08/2010 21:48

I woke early one morning, the earth lay cool and still, when suddenly a tiny bird, perched on my window sill.

He sang a song so lovely, so carefree and so gay, that slowly all my troubles, began to slip away.

He sang of far off places, of laughter and of fun, it seemed he very trilling, brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath my covers, crept slowly out of bed, then gently shut the window, and crushed his bloody head.

I'm not a morning person.

proger1



Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 2919

Message Posted:
25/08/2010 21:57

I thought it would end, I removed a pistol from my pillow and blew off its frikin head, but that one works fine Bill.

Noisy buggers are great at ruining the morning.



Paul

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
25/08/2010 22:00

Paul, there was a slightly different ending but I didn't want to use the word on here. )