Idiot sightings !!!!!!!!!!!!!

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
26/08/2010 15:35

IDIOT SIGHTING #1

My son and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a £5 note.

Our total was £4.20, so I also handed her a Twenty pence piece

She said, 'you gave me too much money.'

I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me £1 back.'

She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.

I did so and he handed me back the 20 pence and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.'

The clerk then proceeded to give me back 80 pence in change..

Do not confuse the clerks at Rickmansworth MacD's.

IDIOT SIGHTING #2

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an Irish airport employee asked 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'

To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'

He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'

Happened Luton Airport .... UK

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
26/08/2010 15:51

Undercover cops reporting that their un-marked police car had been stolen were unable to provide a description as the information was restricted.

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
26/08/2010 16:34

There is an airport in Ireland where the pilots have to report in for debrief after landing and sign a "disclaimer" that they consent to land at their own risk !

thecat


Joined: 07/02/2009
Posts: 4

Message Posted:
26/08/2010 17:09

Note on Fortune Tellers Door : Tonight's meeting is cancelled due to unforseen circumstances