Ive just eaten a load of ants accidently

cyprusjoker


Joined: 29/08/2009
Posts: 1107

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 18:14

Whilst glued to Ebay for the past hour i went to the cupboard and got a pack of biscuits, started eating them not looking and thought it was sweat i could feel over me but it was 100's of ants. I must have eaten 4/5 bickys covered in ants, they were all in my mouth and everywhere. Will i be ok do you think?

bholly5


Joined: 05/07/2010
Posts: 14

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 18:21

You could take ANt ihystemine tablets

Smity



Joined: 14/09/2009
Posts: 826

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 18:22

not sure will ask Dec

Seriously you will be fine your digestion system will desolve the little blighters

bholly5


Joined: 05/07/2010
Posts: 14

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 18:22

Or you could sit in the freezer and create ANT arctic conditions

Goonerboy


Joined: 01/04/2009
Posts: 723

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 18:26

See youve been up to all sorts of of crazy ANTics



I'm sure you'll find an ANTi-dote... and if thyr stuck on your chest u could always try a decongestANT

cyprusjoker


Joined: 29/08/2009
Posts: 1107

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 18:30

I keep thinking of the film The fly, look what happened to him, i believe a true story.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 18:32

they will find thier way out, keep your bikkis in a sealed tin next time, then you wont have an ant i climax xxx

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 18:50

They will find there way out - just be careful where you sit.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 18:51

yes be careful where you sit, ants in your pants x

jamestalbot


Joined: 20/12/2009
Posts: 958

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 18:54

Don't worry it will be an ANTi climax



Ants are hymenotroperous insects of the formacide group, you may have a bit of an upset tum, that should be about all.

cyprusjoker


Joined: 29/08/2009
Posts: 1107

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 19:00

Thanks James i do feel a little sick but i think its just the thought of what ive eaten, i may have a nightmare tonight of a big ant eating me aswell. What they doing in my bickys anyway.

kenny



Joined: 26/05/2008
Posts: 405

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 20:13

antitoxin required i think !

jamestalbot


Joined: 20/12/2009
Posts: 958

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 20:38

Kenny I don't think an anti toxin will be necessary, it depends how many ants he ate, and I am sure he did not count them.



The main thing is the formic acid, that ants have, he should get away with a bad tum or maybe no affects at all, however, if he is feeling unwell, he should go to a Doctor or Pharmacy.

sienna


Joined: 09/01/2009
Posts: 1627

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 20:41

apes do it all the time they get up to these ANTics all the time don't worry about it you will be fine

jamestalbot


Joined: 20/12/2009
Posts: 958

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 20:45

sienna, apes have different metabolism to humans, also they has you say do it all the time, humans don't, however i agree I don't think there is anything to worry about.





james

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 20:50

jamestalbot,

kenny managed to slip that one past you



ANT itoxin !!!

Pippie


Joined: 02/12/2009
Posts: 1288

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 20:52

Have you never tried 'chocolate coated ants'? They're a delicacy - seriously. I know they're not crawling at the time but I wouldn't have thought you'd have a problem. It'll probably be more the thought of it that upsets your stomach!



Think of 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of there'. They eat them all the time!!

jamestalbot


Joined: 20/12/2009
Posts: 958

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 20:54

Keith



Yes what a fool I am, hook line and sinker, comes to mind.

JohnW


Joined: 23/04/2009
Posts: 601

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 20:54

maybe an antacid will help!

JohnW


Joined: 23/04/2009
Posts: 601

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 20:58

There was a young man who swallowed a cow.

I don't know how he swallowed a cow!

He swallowed the cow to catch the goat...

He swallowed the goat to catch the dog...

He swallowed the dog to catch the cat...

He swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...

He swallowed the bird to catch the spider

That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside him.

He swallowed the spider to catch the ant.

But I dunno why he swallowed that ant

jamestalbot


Joined: 20/12/2009
Posts: 958

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 21:00

JohnW and was he still hungry after all that?

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 21:04

john now i cant get the flipping tune out of my head, as bad as keith's four eared friend to the tune of four legged friend. Just shows how far back you can take your memory when it is in a song x

BarryBoy


Joined: 15/07/2010
Posts: 44

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 21:19

Lilli,



Do you know " Last train to San Fernando"



BarryBoy

malsancak


Joined: 23/08/2009
Posts: 2874

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 21:20

Don't ANTagonise them

jamestalbot


Joined: 20/12/2009
Posts: 958

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 21:32

All these ant jokes, how sad I am waiting in ANTicipation for the next one.

BarryBoy


Joined: 15/07/2010
Posts: 44

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 21:34

Could this ailmANT be permenANT?

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
29/08/2010 21:35

Perhaps if you can convince yourself that you were eating flecked Garibaldi biscuits you will be able to contain the sick feeling to no more than several times an hour. You may also want to avoid any sexual activity for a while in case it ends in an anticlimax. Have you tried drinking lots of caustic liquid, such as Effes ? Hope feel better soon.

frontalman



Joined: 28/02/2008
Posts: 499

Message Posted:
30/08/2010 13:30

I feel more sorry for the ants. At least you'll live to tell the tale

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
30/08/2010 13:43

I like the bANTer here...............

rocky


Joined: 17/10/2007
Posts: 1749

Message Posted:
30/08/2010 14:15

dont worry your worms will eat them

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
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Message Posted:
30/08/2010 21:45

Hope you enjoyed those biscuits - don't worry, the ants won't have eaten much!

racoonchic



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Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
31/08/2010 08:27

my great aunt in antalya did the same thing . shes dead now