New words for 2010 !!!!

Chelpet


Joined: 10/03/2010
Posts: 253

Message Posted:
01/09/2010 17:49

Testiculating:



Waving your arms about and talking b*****ks



Picasso Bum:



A woman who knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she has 4 buttocks.



Greyhound:



A very short skirt only a inch from the hare



Tramp Stamp:



Tattoo on a female.



Percussive Maintenance:



The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work.



Aeroplane Blonde:



One who has bleached/dyed hair but still has a black box.



Monkey Bath:



A bath so hot, when lowering yourself in, you go : `Oo Oo Oo Aa Aa Aa!



Oh No Second:



That minuscule moment in time when you realise you have made a big mistake (e.g. You`ve hit the reply all button)



Millennium Domes:



The contents of a wonderbra I.E. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there`s nought actually in there worth seeing.



Salmon Day:



The expirience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.



Swamp Donkey:



A deeply unattractive person.

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
02/09/2010 07:53

I like these and I am surprised they have not yet prompted a response. Perhaps, tongue in cheek, rude will. Irishman ........A simple machine designed to convert Guinness to urine. I think I am in the categories of Testiculating Swamp Donkey who loves Millennium Domes but not the idiots who commissioned it with our money.