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Chelpet
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02/09/2010 17:27 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 11 in Discussion |
| A friend of my has just gone into the business of making landmines disguised as prayer mats.
He reckons prophets have gone through the ceiling |
apc2010
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03/09/2010 01:33 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 11 in Discussion |
| this joke was posted by ttoli before ...............................and got deleted........................
but before it gets deleted for the night owls...........
You can say lots of bad things about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools |
Lilli
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03/09/2010 01:37 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 11 in Discussion |
| oh i miss it all never saw it x |
apc2010
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03/09/2010 01:39 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 11 in Discussion |
| George Clooney is to star in a new film about Gary Glitter, called "Oh, She's Eleven |
Goonerboy
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03/09/2010 10:21 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 11 in Discussion |
| Whats the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne doesnt come on your face till your 15...
will definately get deleted now...! |
apc2010
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03/09/2010 13:38 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 11 in Discussion |
| Apperently 'Was he any good?' is an inappropriate thing to say to a rape victim.. |
kheme
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03/09/2010 22:05 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 11 in Discussion |
| know that you will definitely sew what you rip!!!
but what's the difference between the Mr. and the Bachelor??? one kisses the Mrs. and the misses the kisses |
Goonerboy
Joined: 01/04/2009
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03/09/2010 22:30 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 11 in Discussion |
| how do you get a nun pregnant?
dress her up as an altar boy. |
apc2010
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04/09/2010 02:17 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 11 in Discussion |
| Just got myself 72 virgins to do what I want with ...............
Cost me a bomb .......................... |
apc2010
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04/09/2010 02:31 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 11 in Discussion |
| Was sitting with my Irish mate when he asked "can you help me with this jigsaw? It supposed to be a tiger"
I said"put the Frosties back in the box," |
Hippo
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04/09/2010 06:36 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 11 in Discussion |
| Mummy mummy why am I going round in circles? Shut up or I will nail your other foot to the floor |
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