Some jokes to amuse the Dutch

JohnW


Joined: 23/04/2009
Posts: 601

Message Posted:
06/09/2010 01:09

A Hollander is always right and he knows it. With this in mind it is very easy to cope with most Hollanders. If you ever get in an argument with a Hollander, tell him he was absolutely right and that you now realize how wrong you were. Now he will go crazy: Since you're a foreigner, you can never be right. You agree with him, therefore he couldn't be right. Impossible. He's a Hollander. But…then…he…Now is the time to take a step back and observe how the Hollander will try to strangle himself with a tulip.

JohnW


Joined: 23/04/2009
Posts: 601

Message Posted:
06/09/2010 01:11

Holland is small. It is sometimes rumoured that Holland is so small they take it inside when it's raining. This is not true because it rains 365 days a year. This also explains the wooden shoes: they float. Yes…Holland is small and Hollanders are very proud of it. They will use any opportunity to say that Holland accomplished such great things for such a small country. A fitting answer would be to refer to it's colonial past.

davedee



Joined: 01/12/2008
Posts: 479

Message Posted:
06/09/2010 01:28

That is silly you can't amuse the Dutch.

JohnW


Joined: 23/04/2009
Posts: 601

Message Posted:
06/09/2010 01:31

Huffing a lott off trubble fiiiinding aneeeee jockes abut the Ditch. Thay obvusli nut funniiiii. Gooooogul freeesez wen surch fur joaks abut Ditch. FOLR

Groucho



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Message Posted:
06/09/2010 01:33

If ever a thread served no purpose....

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
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Message Posted:
06/09/2010 02:28

...............it was this one.

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
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Message Posted:
06/09/2010 05:55

Very childish behaviour.



And your point is?



Chris

proger1



Joined: 18/04/2009
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Message Posted:
06/09/2010 08:27

I think his point is that he is an antagonistic ass but needs to know that at least 1 person thinks he is funny so he can justify his existence, real waste of natural life support.

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
06/09/2010 08:32

And to think that this guy runs a business in the TRNC. This thread does not do him any favours at all.

Harold2555



Joined: 19/04/2008
Posts: 1139

Message Posted:
06/09/2010 08:36

This thread is now closed.



Reason: Thread was serving no purpose unless the original Poster wants to lose posting abilities.





Harold