E-mail from God (yes he has a pc now also)

alanka


Joined: 15/09/2007
Posts: 154

Message Posted:
06/09/2010 23:02

One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So He called one of His angels and sent the angel to earth for a time.



When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.



God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'



So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time. When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'



God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.



Do you know what the e-mail said?







































































Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
06/09/2010 23:07

nor me so i texted him and said im waiting

Blackbird



Joined: 11/08/2009
Posts: 1432

Message Posted:
06/09/2010 23:16

I haven't had one either???

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
06/09/2010 23:23

the good ones went to the trnc government , it read you have been so good, you carried out all your wishes without causing pain and hardship.you may enter the universe of heaven but to do so you leave all your worldy goods, your massive amount of homes and land, your banks you control, your very big cars, the land you own. We here in heaven gave you the tools, now you have fulfilled these wishes so st peter will check just how good you have been by returning deeds, ptps land and home ownership to those that are bad, then you enter. Email me back asap if you have no desire and i will personally deal with it. GOD (help us)

mmmmmm



Joined: 19/12/2008
Posts: 8398

Message Posted:
06/09/2010 23:37

))))) I am watching my email inbox...................

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
07/09/2010 12:06

I await not an e mail but a clap of thunder and a bolt of lightening for all my sins

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
07/09/2010 16:04

I got one but as it's nothing to do with the trnc I'm not posting it. ). )

zookeeper


Joined: 17/03/2010
Posts: 168

Message Posted:
07/09/2010 16:31

I got one - but the contents are confidential.