"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."

Tootie


Joined: 28/08/2008
Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
07/09/2010 14:36

This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower

apc2010


Joined: 28/07/2010
Posts: 1689

Message Posted:
07/09/2010 14:51

a scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said "hi, i'm looking for a job".



the man behind the counter replied "your timing is amazing. we've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. you'll have to drive around in a big black mercedes and wear the uniform provided. the hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. you also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. the salary package is £200,000 a year".



the scouser said "you're bullshitting me!"



the man behind the counter said "well you started it!"

snakes



Joined: 28/10/2008
Posts: 1512

Message Posted:
07/09/2010 15:12

Toots dont forget they changed steering wheel to 8" diameter so could drive with handcuffs on !!!!!!!!!! see ya 17th regards Barry

Rocker



Joined: 24/09/2008
Posts: 384

Message Posted:
07/09/2010 16:24

Nothing like thec old ones !!!!