A heart warming story :-)

Tootie


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 17:12

This is a story about the bond formed between a little girl and a

group of building workers. It's allegedly true and might help to confirm

your belief in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human

race....................





A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a

gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot.



The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all

the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.

She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold,

more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They

chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch

breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel

important.





They even gave the child her very own hard hat and gloves, which thrilled

her immensely.



Continued.....

Tootie


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 17:13

At the end of the first week, the smiling builders presented her with a

pay envelope - containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took

her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money to the

bank the next day to open a savings account.

At the bank, the female cashier was tickled pink listening to the little

girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she

had a 'pay packet'.

'You must have worked very hard to earn all this', said the cashier.

The little girl proudly replied, 'Yes, I worked every day with Steve and

Wayne and Mike. We're building a big house.'



'My goodness gracious,' said the cashier, 'And will you be working on the

house again next week?'

The child thought for a moment. Then she said seriously:







'I think so. Provided those w@nkers at Jewsons deliver the fu#king

bricks.'

cooper


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 17:18

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zerochlor


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 17:21

hahaha



tootie



your a star.

Ballyboffin


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 18:04

Best one I've heard for ages !

rigsby


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 18:28

An old one but still a good joke.

Tootie


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Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
11/09/2010 20:42

I think this is a classic, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj2oXMdZ4sk&feature=youtube_gdata_player



(Disclaimer) Contains Strong language, do not watch before 9:00pm.

arrry



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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 20:55

Love it Tootie great story !!

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 20:56

Very funny. )

TopTen


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 21:16

Warning Issued By Yorkshire Police:







Clubbers in West Yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject Ecstasy directly into their mouths.







This dangerous practice is known as 'E by gum' and should be reported immediately.

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 21:18

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TopTen


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 21:19

couple’s maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.









She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'









Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'





Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'





Maria: 'Your husband says so.'





Wife: 'Oh.'





Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'





Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'





Maria: 'Your husband did.'







Wife: 'Oh.'





Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.'





Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'





Maria: 'No Señora... the gardener did.'





Wife: 'So how much do you want?'

Markyboy



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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 21:23

Try listening to this



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZChycU5gobg

snakes



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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 21:23

Toots got a better one for you next Friday at Bar8.8 !!!!!!!!!!!! pigeons come to mind !!! and prince charles !!!

Tootie


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 21:43

Barry, I dont think I can make next friday, I ve got the folks coming from UK and dont land till 8:30 that night and they will be shattered. :-(



What you got planned for the next couple of weeks from Friday? My dad loved the Soyz Bar back in June.

Of course the Amphitheatre Concert, but anything else?