watermelon/viagra

lindoc


Joined: 30/08/2007
Posts: 220

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 15:10

Will the price of watermelon increase after these finding







Adam’s fruit! Eves delight! Can watermelon be Adam’s fruit?



Something like this, is what the recent news has thrown open the interests of millions of health concious people around the world. The news is going round in the press about the good effects of watermelon which has viagra like effects on the human body. This is certainly a good news for those who is looking for enhanced libido in the long night without using the medication viagra. Viagra as a medication, is known to improve sexually viatlity and cure Erectile dysfunction among the men. But there are side effects associated with this drug which could be limiting factor for some people and some adverse events could happened because of the use of this drug. This drug is safe when used under the guidance of a medical practioner.

But to eat a watermelon and cool yourself in the heat of summer does not call the approval of a medical doctor. The good affect of watermelon have been studied by Dr. Bhimu Patil, Ditrector of Texas A & M’s Fruit and Vegetable improvement Centre in College Station. According to Dr. Patil, watermelon has ingredients that deliver Viagra-like effects to the body's blood vessels and may even increase libido.

The beneficial ingredients in watermelon and other fruits and vegetables are known as phyto-nutrients, naturally occurring compounds that are bioactive, are able to react with the human body to trigger healthy reactions.



Specifically in watermelons, these include lycopene, beta carotene and the rising star among its phyto-nutrients is citrulline, whose beneficial functions are now being unraveled. Among them is the ability to relax blood vessels, much like Viagra does.



Scientific knowledge has confirmed that when watermelon is consumed, citrulline gets converted to arginine through certain enzymes. Arginine is an amino acid that works wonders on the heart and circulation system and maintains a good immune system, Patil said.



The citrulline-arginine relationship helps heart health, the immune system and may prove to be very helpful for those who suffer from obesity and type 2 diabetes. Arginine also boosts nitric oxide, which relaxes blood vessels, the same basic effect that Viagra has, to treat erectile dysfunction and maybe even prevent it.



There are several problems that can cause impotence among the men and extra extra nitric oxide could help those who need increased blood flow. However, watermelon may not be as organ specific as Viagra," Patil said, "but it's a great way to relax blood vessels without any drug side-effects."



There are other benefits one can have with the watermelon consumption. Arginine also helps the urea cycle by removing ammonia and other toxic compounds from our bodies.



Though these are few of the great effects watermelon can have, there are others which are yet to be discovered and Dr Patil hopes to study further to unlock more secrets of health benefits by the consumption of watermelon.

Well, the message is on the board viagra has a competitor. Watermelon cools you off before a hot encounter…………….



The only thing that might rise is the price........

Lindoc

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 15:21

There could be some truth in this.

A friend of mine ate a watermelon and it got stuck in his throat. He had a stiff neck for a week.

lindoc


Joined: 30/08/2007
Posts: 220

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 15:26

Brilliant



Must be better than v if it lasted a week.

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 15:27

I ate a piece, and all I got was a "stiff upper lip"



wyn

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 15:45

rub some on your eye's wyn, it will make you look hard..........

lindoc


Joined: 30/08/2007
Posts: 220

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 15:47

Wyn

Must have been bought from Tesco or Asda the UK watermelon police must have doctored it up. You must buy from the truck at the side of the road.

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 15:48

Jock1,



I gave your donkey a slice, and he went stiff enough!



wyn

jock1



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Message Posted:
12/08/2008 15:55

im glad you didnt say, you gave my ass one...............

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 15:57

you boys are so basic at times !!

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 15:59

There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he hopes will scare the kids away for sure: He makes up a sign and posts it in the field.



That night the kids show up and see this sign which says, "Warning: One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."



The kids run off and make up their own sign which they post next to the farmer's sign.



The next day, the farmer shows up to look over his field. He notices that no watermelons are missing but that there's now a sign next to his. He drives over to take a look. It says, "Now there are two."

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 16:01

Simbas is right Jock.......behave yourself! Dont think she understands the humour of the aristocracy!



(Jock she didnt mention your managing director though! Do you think theres something going on there ?)



wyn

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 16:01

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.

The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her it is still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner.

So, that night at dinner, she does. About a week later she's back at the doctor's office.

She says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you suggested. It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, rakes all the food and dishes off the table, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravishes me right then and there on the table."

The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."

"No..." she says, "that's okay. We wouldn't go back to that restaurant anyway."

simbas



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Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 16:08

i heard that wyn !

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
12/08/2008 16:09

No1Doyen,



Another gem!



wyn

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 16:52

A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra. Anxious to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but, in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his cockatiel eats all of them.

Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off.

Just as his wife comes home, the Viagra kicks in and it's hours later before he remembers the cockatiel. He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted.

"What happened?" the man asks, "You were in there for hours and yet you're not only alive but you're sweating like crazy?"

The cockatiel pants: "Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs of a frozen chicken?"

wearytravellers



Joined: 27/04/2007
Posts: 250

Message Posted:
13/08/2008 07:48

Man goes in for the "snip" and while sedated the Surgeon accidentally cuts off one of his B***ocks and it rolls off the table and gets trod on, he realises his mistake and groans about the compensation the Hospital will have to pay this patient. Quick as a Flash the Theatre Nurse says listen, he's in for the Snip, he doesn't need it anymore, but for the sake of the patient let me go find something to substitute it with.

Off she pops and 10 minutes later she comes back with a Pickled Onion she perloined from the canteen, Surgeon pops it in and sews him up.....Job Done ! Day has been saved.



6 weeks later man goes for a follow up appointment with the surgeon and he's asked if everything is OK ? any problems ? No says the man everything is great, wife is delighted, I,m delighted except one thing puzzles me. Everytime I pass by my local Chippie and catch a whiff of Vinegar, I end up with a Huge Erection ???!!!!

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
13/08/2008 08:00

brilliant. made my morning. it's good to wake up to a good laugh.





wyn i thaught you were losing you're marbles on the turkish men thread.. now i understand

cruggs


Joined: 06/04/2008
Posts: 498

Message Posted:
13/08/2008 09:43

hi ilmdgs, its good to wake up to a good laugh.our you talking about trevor again!!!!!

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
13/08/2008 10:31

wyn. Basic !! I have never been called that before have you???

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
13/08/2008 10:33

Jock1 De Luxe us mate!



wyn

wynyardman



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Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
13/08/2008 10:42

Jock1,



Just thinking (that makes a change) wackyjim makes a few base remarks here and there!



(know what I mean! nudge nudge, wink wink!)



wyn

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
13/08/2008 11:00

Cmon jim cant defend you on this one mate ! !

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
13/08/2008 11:03

cruggs .. ye but don't tell him he is sensitive

wynyardman



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Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
14/08/2008 15:50

Ismet,



As requested.



wyn