difference between potentially and realistically

ilovecyprus


Joined: 08/05/2007
Posts: 2880

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 17:10

A young boy went up to his father and asked him,

"Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"



The father thought for a moment, then answered,

"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."



So the boy went to his mother and asked,

"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied,

"Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"



The boy then went to his sister and asked,

"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied,

"Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"



The boy then went to his brother! and asked,

"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"



The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.



His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"



The boy replied,

"Yes... potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars..............



but realistically,......



............we're living with two sluts and a queer"

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 17:11

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ... my sides are aching .... this is really funny ......

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 17:13

ils



Now that was enjoyable!



wyn

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
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Message Posted:
12/08/2008 17:14

Thats a cracker Mark.

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 17:18

You been eating the melon again Wyn?

PtePike



Joined: 20/05/2008
Posts: 2334

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 18:31

Apologies in advance, but what's the definition of indefinately?



If your b*** are slapping off her a*** then you're indefinately.

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 18:34

I dont get it PtePete ..... can you fill in the ***



PLEASE! We all want to know!

ilovecyprus


Joined: 08/05/2007
Posts: 2880

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 18:35

I guess you sure are in PP Very naughty

jakki



Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 865

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 18:38

I hope Gordon Borwn doesn't sue me for this one.



Gordon Brown or Gordon the Useless One as he is known by some of his colleagues was looking for a lady of the night. He found three such girls in a local pub a blonde (not me), a brunette and a redhead. To the blonde he said 'I am the Prime Minister of England. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'. She replied '£200'. To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was '£100'. He then asked the redhead. Her reply was 'Mr. Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of petrol, keep me warmer than it is in my flat and screw me the way you have pensioners, then it isn't going to cost you a bloody penny'.



Phew!!

Chick-a-Dee


Joined: 16/06/2008
Posts: 342

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 18:39

Fantastic Jakki !