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apc2010


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19/09/2010 13:40

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four mothers and there children walk into a therapists and they sit down and the doctor says to the first mother

" you are addicted to money and it shows your daughters name is penny"

he then says to the second mother

" you are addicted to food and it shows your doaughters name is candy"

the then says to the third mother

" your addicted to drink and it shows your daughters name is brandy"



the fourth mother hears all [...]





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four mothers and there children walk into a therapists and they sit down and the doctor says to the first mother

" you are addicted to money and it shows your daughters name is penny"

he then says to the second mother

" you are addicted to food and it shows your doaughters name is candy"

the then says to the third mother

" your addicted to drink and it shows your daughters name is brandy"



the fourth mother hears all this and grabs her sons hand and says " COME ON DICK WE ARE LEAVING "



No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
19/09/2010 16:25

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I'm addicted. To Love. )



Groucho



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19/09/2010 16:36

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At least it wasn't the Scoobydoo kids' mums... heaven knows what he'd have made of Shaggy...



Groucho



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19/09/2010 16:37

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You know when someone's really addicted to food when they put mirrors over the dining table!



zerochlor


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19/09/2010 17:03

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so what are you addicted to if you got mirrors on the bedroom ceiling!!



deputydawg


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19/09/2010 17:36

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Zerochlor. It could be putting a parting in hair (without a comb?)



Groucho



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Zerochlor... do you know what the Red Arrows are? only they've just zoomed over your head!



How to kill a joke - by Dave 'Cloverfield' Zerochlor.



deputydawg


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19/09/2010 17:40

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I read somewhere about the dangers of addiction to Alcohol. It frightened the crap out of me, so I have to make the sacrifice. No more reading for me.



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