bra sizes

ilovecyprus


Joined: 08/05/2007
Posts: 2880

Message Posted:
13/08/2008 10:52

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '



'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.



' Type?'



inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?



'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.



'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .'



Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:



There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?



Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.



The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple..





The Catholic type supports the masses.



The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,



The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and



The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.





Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?



If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!



(A} Almost Boobs...



{B} Barely there.



{C} Can't Complain!



{D} Dang!



{DD} Double dang!



{E} Enormous!



{F} Fake.



{G} Get a Reduction.



{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !



They forgot the world famous German bra.



Holtzemfromfloppen

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
13/08/2008 10:59

ILC,



Started my day with a smile.



wyn

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/08/2008 11:00

A recent study found that 35% of men have been injured while undoing a woman's bra.



That's correct. While unfastening a woman's stabilizing devise, men have received strained tendons, scratches, and other similar injuries.



Actually, I can vouch for that. I got injured today while trying to undo a woman's bra. When I undid the woman in front of me in the checkout line, she turned and hit me with a can of peas.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
13/08/2008 11:16

Nice one, No1 doyen, beat me to it.....

jakki



Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 865

Message Posted:
13/08/2008 20:32

For those who are old enough to remember-



Ever heard of the Rawhide Bra?



It moves 'em up and heads 'em out !!

wearytravellers



Joined: 27/04/2007
Posts: 250

Message Posted:
14/08/2008 04:33

Ah........the Over Shoulder Boulder Holder !!!!

Did you know the Brazzier was actually invented by a German Proffesor.......his name was Otto Titzlinger !!!!



What does a 90 year old woman have between her knees when sitting ??....Her Boobs of course !!



What is 100 feet long and smells of Urine ??? Queue at the Post Office on Pension Day !!



What's the difference between a Bonus and a Penis ??......Wife will absolutely blow your Bonus !!



Doctor Doctor I can't stop singing Tom Jones songs....well...it's not unusual !!!

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
14/08/2008 06:40

Q.... do you know why they call it a wonder bra...



A..... because when you take it off you wonder where the tits went

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
14/08/2008 08:30

Two men in a dept. store. One says to the well endowed young salesgirl

" What a marvelous pair of tits".

"What!!?" says the girl.

"I'm sorry" said the man, "I meant can I have 2 pairs of socks, please".

He looked at the other man and said

"Isn't it embarrasing when you sometimes say the first thing that springs to mind?".

"I know" said the other man. "This morning, I meant to say to my wife "Pass the HP sauce, please" but I actually said "You f*cking cow, you've ruined my life".